@wilw When the world wakes up from a night of drunken debauchery and asks what happened? The only answer will be #SparksMcGee

@rare_basement That's like a dude wearing sweatpants at a strip club.

@donglord69 That fucking song made half of my peers question their platonic relationships with the opposite sex in high school #assholes

@zombified @bethblog I can't handle more than one portal for gaming. My 360 consumes me as it is. PC too? #fuck

@donglord69 I know someone who claims to be "Socially Savvy" and I want to tear her fucking eyes out.

@donglord69 Done and done. You're doing The Lords work.

@donglord69 My girlfriend is Tweetless, but thinks Donglord69 is the most amazing name ever.

@zombified I tried to stay in one village on Skryim. I ended up drunk and lost half way across the world. Just like real life.

@donglord69 I dunno but you guys are making me 1: Sad that I am so old now, and 2: Wish I wasn't such a pussy in High School.

@yokoono is like one of the sales people I deal with. Only with twice as much money and not as much crazy.

@elibraden I have quite literally never NOT yelled at my kids.

@beatidude @donglord69 if there are other methods this moron should let us know. Otherwise he can shut the fuck up.

@filthyrichmond 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

@johnnyrobott No wait, @robdelaney is a funny bastard.