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OOO i have a good idea for the night! I'm gonna look at all the boys i've hooked up with on FB & pick my teeth while i stalk their new gfs.
Justin Timberlake is about as cool as you can get as a white person.
All I know how to do is spend money. And I'm not even good at it. I hate it I hate it I hate it.
Okay, but when will the iPhone recognize us by the ph of our cheek grease? -Gondelman
There are few things that make me as angry as witnessing inefficiency while waiting in line at duane reade.
i'm working on this ok. get off my back mom!!! http://likecool.com/GIF_Girl_uses_boob_to_crack_open_a_beer--Pic--Gear.html …
These pigeons look suuuuuper poor.
soooo do we think Lindsay Lohan can make her own happy thoughts anymore?
I'm confused why all the movers I hired are wearing gray tshirts. It's 95 degrees outside to begin with.
just ate my body weight in dumplings from Vanessa's. nbd
why are turtlenecks a thing?
when I ask someone "what's up" and they say "good!" little fireworks explode inside of me.
if you're over the age of 30, you shouldn't own jeggings. they're questionable enough as it is.
not having a chin looks like it sucksssss
how is Blimpie still in business?
I can't hear the song "To be Loved" without hearing Eddie Murphy belting it in a Zamunda accent on a Queens street corner.
“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”