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Easter on 4/20? CHRIST HAS RESIN.
Forever 31 sells mostly sweatpants.
Mullets probably aren't doing that much business in the front.
It's nice knowing other white guys are looking up at the same moon and thinking about Dave Grohl, too.
My Other Car Is An Honor Student
Do The Lumineers get residuals from all those claps in the The Conjuring?
Congrats to Kim Kardashian for having another person inside of her.
The NYPD has occupied Zuccotti Park but they really don't seem to have a clear message.
Ladies, do you guys describe how 'far you got' using softball terminology?
The obituary section in LA Times should be called It's A Wrap!
eating dog hair is making my hangover so much worse
In England they call cigarettes 'football'
Man of Steel's most inspiring moment was when, in this economy, Superman gets hired at a major newspaper with no previous experience.
Saw a guy sweeping in front of the Stomp theater, just giving it away for free!
Founded in 1992, O'Doul's will turn 21 this year and can finally have alcohol.
The biggest threat to traditional marriage is Converse sneakers in wedding photos.
The new Call of Duty features a female character you can play through several levels of a military sexual harassment suit.
Naming my daughter Crystal because I want to be a grandfather AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
I've wasted too much of my life waiting for baristas to turn around so they see me tip.
Naming my kid Doctor so I'm proud of him no matter what.
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