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Congrats to Kim Kardashian for having another person inside of her.
Ladies, do you guys describe how 'far you got' using softball terminology?
eating dog hair is making my hangover so much worse
The NYPD has occupied Zuccotti Park but they really don't seem to have a clear message.
Man of Steel's most inspiring moment was when, in this economy, Superman gets hired at a major newspaper with no previous experience.
In England they call cigarettes 'football'
Founded in 1992, O'Doul's will turn 21 this year and can finally have alcohol.
Saw a guy sweeping in front of the Stomp theater, just giving it away for free!
The biggest threat to traditional marriage is Converse sneakers in wedding photos.
The new Call of Duty features a female character you can play through several levels of a military sexual harassment suit.
Naming my daughter Crystal because I want to be a grandfather AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
I've wasted too much of my life waiting for baristas to turn around so they see me tip.
I just don't think people who stay home playing Monopoly need another cat.
One day my dad went out for cigarettes. When he came back we all smoked cigarettes and talked about how much we missed mom.
Casio? NOT ON MY WATCH!
Talking is hard for me because I don't have a large... word pile?
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My sexual fantasy is to be having any type of sex while I'm completely debt-free.
brocery store = grocery store that just sells Red Bull
Comedian. UCB Performer. I play Whitney in the hit show 'Whitney'