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If your bio says "married", she caught you sexting didn't she?
Guys, just a reminder that I need you guys to please radiate some peace, love, light and love in my general direction.Tomorrow is a big day.
Monty Python... For all you young idiots who don't know this dude on stage
If you play with fire, don't act surprised when you get burnt.
When you see that a tweet has one star and one RT, and it's both you... One does begin to feel like a stalker.
Our generation and the next three are doomed
My four years old said this to me "don't talk to me, talk to my lawyer" - well done on the branding legalwise. Also, I'm kicking her out
I used to support West Germany in soccer. Yep. *thats* how old I am
Everybody deserves a childhood and an education. No exceptions.
Muslims like to claim stuff as their own. Like they believe that Shakespeare was a Muslim called Sheikh Speare. There's no 'p' in Arabic?
My kid is watching Dora and I hear her say "sis Swiper, you didn't even try!" What the fudge?! I need to send her to Mia's farm, clearly
Minesweeper champion of note. That and sudoku and Mahjong.