Buy your tickets to see @marclottering, @davidkibuuka @simmiareff and @donovangoliath next Saturday! Go!go! go! pic.twitter.com/piILet0ivi

Guys, support us! Buy your tickets to #Punchline... @donovangoliath @simmiareff @marclottering @davidkibuuka @kaloo5 pic.twitter.com/zEBA6JSkLB

If your bio says "married", she caught you sexting didn't she?

Guys, just a reminder that I need you guys to please radiate some peace, love, light and love in my general direction.Tomorrow is a big day.

Monty Python... For all you young idiots who don't know this dude on stage

If you play with fire, don't act surprised when you get burnt.

When you see that a tweet has one star and one RT, and it's both you... One does begin to feel like a stalker.

Our generation and the next three are doomed

My four years old said this to me "don't talk to me, talk to my lawyer" - well done on the branding legalwise. Also, I'm kicking her out

I used to support West Germany in soccer. Yep. *thats* how old I am

Everybody deserves a childhood and an education. No exceptions.

Muslims like to claim stuff as their own. Like they believe that Shakespeare was a Muslim called Sheikh Speare. There's no 'p' in Arabic?

@simmiareff I hate you less. Much less actually. You had the crowd roflolling most of the time :)

@zakiyya_c my kid is a rebel. She wants Swiper to swipe things. I've failed as a parent :/

My kid is watching Dora and I hear her say "sis Swiper, you didn't even try!" What the fudge?! I need to send her to Mia's farm, clearly

Come on guys!! Prebook!! Tickets might be available at the door... But no promises :) pic.twitter.com/GNHMz7CPAw

Want to win tickets to Punchline? Dm me within the next hour! :) Please tweet/retweet! pic.twitter.com/7Od0bTWtTG

@raeesahv Indians like to buy at the last minute :) I like to sell out before. We shall have to compromise methinks :)

You know that guy from #LNN @davidkibuuka!! He's at our show this Saturday! pic.twitter.com/Hjg7llI68u

Buy tickets! pic.twitter.com/Musg917RIS