Today the public discourse has distracted from the REAL issues - that today is the 10 year anniversary of Delta Goodrem's 'Innocent Eyes'

Tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/j7IUbhw2

Add me on snapchat zanejd, I'm entering my imperial phase don't miss out

In sporting news, there was a sport tonight. It sure did sport

Just because a prominent figure of a generation of politics you were to young to remember has died does not mean you need to post about it.

But by far the best one was a story about a lion that began with "my wife panted as a gel sac protruded from her anus". The author is 11.

I googled my own name  http://www.facebook.com/zane.dean.18 

That's it I'm changing my twitter name to "Swaghili"

@hudmo @spencernmbrs YES. DRUNK HUDMO ON TWITTER. Are you gonna be all up in my tl nearly killing an asian girl again

TIME TO FIND OUT IF I HAVE AN EXORBITANT PARKING FINE FROM PARKING IN A 15 MINUTE SPOT FOR 6 HOURS.

My 10,000th tweet was that "I'm sorry Ms Jackson I am four eels" retweet. I'm fine with that

I can't believe it's 2013 and there's no convenient way of blocking someone from texting you on your iPhone

Damn right #Adelaide's the most liveable city!

Ha ha ha ha what a sack of crap of a page  http://www.facebook.com/HeteroAwarenessMonth/info …

Taking bets on the MP most likely to lose the election for their party. "We've actually stopped taking bets on Cory Bernardi" #MadAsHell

That @jayburtania unlocked the “over sharer” badge on foursquare is poetry.

More people should be home at 10:35 on a Saturday night. What's with you all having lives

BREAKING: P!nk announces new single, "Unneccessary Usage (Of Brackets!)"

I'm going to write "I'M THE CAT WITH THE BASS AND DRUM GOING AROUND LIKE BOM BOM BOM" IN MY OWN ENTRAILS IF THAT AD DOESN'T STOP PLAYING

People who think the solution to cyberbullying is to just turn the computer off need a reality check.