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I wanted it to work out too but all the knives in my back made it hard to sit on the couch
Sometimes all you can do is pick yourself up, dust yourself down & sponsor a penguin
Researching ancestry, so far none buried with anything good
I really hope she's the one, we're meeting up in the hallway of despair later
Not sure we need all this seven days in a week bullshit
I'm smiling & I like people, this is not going to end well.....
Today was awful, but not stuck in a lift with a yeti awful, they never bring snacks, never apologise
I'm on here because some are funny, some worth listening to, some both, hot isn't a dealbreaker
according to my phone I'm connected to everything except reality, works for me
Big shout out to the 3740 real people on Twitter, half of you are pretty good :)
We shared a grapefruit once, turns out it meant nothing to her
Like a circle in a spiral
Like an ever spinning wheel
Like the cockwombles on facebook
None of them are real
Son just explained the differences between two cartoon robots & now my beer can't chill fast enough
Don't fuck about, be wrong properly & earn the stupidity with pride
Ok so plans B, C & D are probably beer but E contains all the fuck it in existence
Tongue tied & nervous he looks deep into her eyes, yes, she says, you are still hallucinating
2014? Well, it wasn't 2013 but it was no 2003 either, wasn't even a 1991, bastard
If you can knit a sweater out of jealousy & anthrax you too could be worth dating
If you have a problem & cheese helped you probably overreacted
Have run out of beer, am consulting a specialist
Over 40, still alive
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