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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Sometimes all you can do is pick yourself up, dust yourself down & sponsor a penguin

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    Rccola115joeyfullystatedjdforshortVerifiedDrunkAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
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    Rccola115honestlysaraAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Today was awful, but not stuck in a lift with a yeti awful, they never bring snacks, never apologise

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    MirabelleMarieMr_Friend_ZoneTimesSquared2tickytackyAvatar_unknown_48
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    Mr_Friend_ZoneAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    according to my phone I'm connected to everything except reality, works for me

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    drh2gd2BMcG__VerifiedDrunkAvatar_unknown_48
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    TimesSquaredSexySpainNightsAvatar_unknown_48
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Ok so plans B, C & D are probably beer but E contains all the fuck it in existence

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    Mr_Friend_ZoneAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
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    Mr_Friend_Zone2tickytacky
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    2014? Well, it wasn't 2013 but it was no 2003 either, wasn't even a 1991, bastard

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    Mr_Friend_Zone2tickytackyAvatar_unknown_48
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    Mr_Friend_Zone2tickytacky
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Have run out of beer, am consulting a specialist

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    123HopesterAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
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    Beer4AGoodTime
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Coincidence is amazing, I woke up here yesterday too

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    joeyfullystatedTierno158Avatar_unknown_48
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    Avatar_unknown_48
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    If you have a problem & cheese helped you probably overreacted

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    123HopesterJusstJef
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    JusstJef
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Looking back it all went wrong just after the toaster broke

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    IzzyIlluminatesjoeyfullystated
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    Avatar_unknown_48
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    It's tense here, negotiations with fridge over release of third beer at crisis point, may have to wing it

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    TimesSquaredVerifiedDrunkAvatar_unknown_48
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    True love & raw passion were in short supply today so I had a biscuit

    • 2
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    123HopesterAvatar_unknown_48
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Spent all day doing stuff, working hard, kind of over it now

    • 2
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    TimesSquareddrh2g
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Immortality's ok but no couch lasts forever

    • 1
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    Rccola115
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Today feels like Karma & Armageddon mated & then invited me to dinner

    • 1
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    once_fabulous
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Right now I could eat at greggs then throw up in subway & I'd still be smiling

    • 1
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    once_fabulous
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Remember, any emotion not shared on facebook cannot exist ever, fucking wombles

    • 1
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    Tierno158
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    I either have a friend or an enemy drone unit, either way it's nice she drops by

    • 1
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    drh2g
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    I've got an erection & a steak pie, oh well, when in Rome I guess

    • 1
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    drh2g
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    According to my morning I didn't drink nearly enough last night

    • 1
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    drh2g
  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    My life just got triple x, ps, playing scrabble alone sucks

    • 1
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    drh2g
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