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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Gift @Zaph8000 Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Like a circle in a spiral
    Like an ever spinning wheel
    Like the cockwombles on facebook
    None of them are real

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Sometimes all you can do is pick yourself up, dust yourself down & sponsor a penguin

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Researching ancestry, so far none buried with anything good

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    I really hope she's the one, we're meeting up in the hallway of despair later

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Not sure we need all this seven days in a week bullshit

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    I'm smiling & I like people, this is not going to end well.....

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Today was awful, but not stuck in a lift with a yeti awful, they never bring snacks, never apologise

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    I worry too much about being widowed in a mysterious skittles incident to ever marry

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    I'm on here because some are funny, some worth listening to, some both, hot isn't a dealbreaker

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    according to my phone I'm connected to everything except reality, works for me

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Big shout out to the 3740 real people on Twitter, half of you are pretty good :)

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    We shared a grapefruit once, turns out it meant nothing to her

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Son just explained the differences between two cartoon robots & now my beer can't chill fast enough

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Don't fuck about, be wrong properly & earn the stupidity with pride

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Ok so plans B, C & D are probably beer but E contains all the fuck it in existence

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Tongue tied & nervous he looks deep into her eyes, yes, she says, you are still hallucinating

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    2014? Well, it wasn't 2013 but it was no 2003 either, wasn't even a 1991, bastard

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Catfish or cockwomble? Voting made easy

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    If you can knit a sweater out of jealousy & anthrax you too could be worth dating

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