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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Sometimes all you can do is pick yourself up, dust yourself down & sponsor a penguin

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Not sure we need all this seven days in a week bullshit

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    I'm smiling & I like people, this is not going to end well.....

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Today was awful, but not stuck in a lift with a yeti awful, they never bring snacks, never apologise

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    according to my phone I'm connected to everything except reality, works for me

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Son just explained the differences between two cartoon robots & now my beer can't chill fast enough

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Don't fuck about, be wrong properly & earn the stupidity with pride

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Ok so plans B, C & D are probably beer but E contains all the fuck it in existence

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    2014? Well, it wasn't 2013 but it was no 2003 either, wasn't even a 1991, bastard

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    If you have a problem & cheese helped you probably overreacted

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Have run out of beer, am consulting a specialist

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Coincidence is amazing, I woke up here yesterday too

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    You'd think unhygenic would be fun at least half the time

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    News from fridge
    Casualties: 1 tomato, 1 slice ham
    Finds: cheese, jam
    Supper: the search goes on

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Either I need to get in shape or my mirror is haunted, fucking ghosts

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Looking back it all went wrong just after the toaster broke

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    It's tense here, negotiations with fridge over release of third beer at crisis point, may have to wing it

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    After a long day I just want to bury my head in someones' underwear & moan until she does

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    Like seed under snow he lies still, not dead but waiting, because warm beer sucks

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  • Zaph8000
      zaph @Zaph8000

    True love & raw passion were in short supply today so I had a biscuit

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