Everyone make a Pokedex entry for themselves and put it in their profile. It'll make Twitter useful when encountering people in the wild.

Happy Valentines day from your pals @zaxcg2 and @bootaide <3  http://twitpic.com/c3swb2 

@aguywithabeard @greglmercer @bigshoesplease @padgettish @winterphoenix THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU http://t.co/Gbuxb74x

“He’ll give you an ogre you can refuse…” http://t.co/Vpv7kMVo

Game of Loans #college

Hey @tennapel, the man who brought you such hits as RatFist and Earthworm Jim is starting another webcomic! http://t.co/KI8qYpzn #nnewts

@mega64official when I was little I would stay up late too excited for Christmas. Now I stay up late watching Rocco puke. #christmascast

You guys rembemer the 90’s when Bob Sagat was the only pokemon????

CALL JAY GEEEE WETWORTH
EIGHT SEBEN SEBEN CASHNOOOOOOOOW.

I want everyone to send @bootaide your prayers for a spirit bomb today. He’s got an interview today and NEEDS YOU. LIFT YOUR HANDS UP.

Have they created fortune cookies with nothing but @horse_ebooks tweets in them yet?

POGMAN SKETCH! http://t.co/CHukGLqz

@retr0joe @megaran Turtles In Time SNES. HANDS DOWN. WE'RE DONE HERE.

So my Google Chrome start page takes screencaps of whenever I do Hangouts… and oh my gosh look at @bigshoesplease pic.twitter.com/bxfzfDdUEz

<swag>YOLO</swag>

DAFT PUNK. TOMORROW. AAAAAAAAAAH.

@magicalinternet @kougeki @bootaide @cullenmon @drmuchobueno @superchalmers @kougeki boxface singularity  http://twitpic.com/canj46 

Friendzone of the Enders

Tonight I grilled like 9 steaks to perfection and ate all of them with friends. Best dinner ever.

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