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amazing how my vocabulary changes once i am inside a car alone in traffic.
agenda: tea, breakfast, find hot air balloon operator, kidnap balloon, fly over people i despise, drop things, jail, bail, dinner. tired.
humor wins. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. keep it silly. why i left corporate america. far too serious. plus i napped.
awww, feeding your child mcdonalds every morning. how cute, unhealthy and irresponsible of you.
Blow in My Pants #moviesinmypants
conveyor belt sushi. i laid down on it. select me.
i made enough tuna pasta salad to invite everyone from twitter over. hurry, it will spoil by tomorrow. oh, that was quick. *doorbell
you know you've lived alone long enough when you say to yourself, 'hey, that's too loud, turn it down'.
if at first you don't succeed. steal. or lie. or just give up then. my god.
don't EVER discount a loving wife. love rules.
do NOT screw with boston.
ALWAYS make eye contact with neighbors. we are humans. when they don't reciprocate i feel bad for them. plus i'm adorable!
I SAID, i'll be 51 on the 24th... *crickets
this is disgusting. RT @boris: Hacker Faces More Jail Time Than The Convicted Steubenville Rapists He Exposed: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Techcrunch/~3/-HUlkfw_dDU/ …
alright, all you cute women out there. enough with the cute avis. ok, you win.
born in nj, college in ohio, lived in nyc, new orleans, atlanta, now in paradise. opinions are mine here.