@iamjuddy: Thanks for the manual retweets where you remove my swear words. Good job lying to your followers.

@mapwoppa haha i'll swap for some poteen.. *fires up still*

MT @ssdated: I like my women like my ice cream, melted, full of guilt and covered in chocolate chips.

@cajun2dacore @shoutinggoddess why yes, yes I am - a Dr of luuuurve, why?

@cajun2dacore @shoutinggoddess you DO realise other people can read this, right?

@twinskeedoodle I did. And look where it fucking got me. Here.

@shoutinggoddess and now my dear, if one would just send some erotic materiel for ones perusal..

@ms_moneypenny_ ur welcome, and as my new Twitter crush, you should ditch him, fly to England & spend ur days in ecstatic pleasure with me.

@ms_moneypenny_ umm maybe.. http://t.co/j9uj19mQ is he worth it?

Great, so all you English lightweights go to bed before 1 on a Friday night, leaving me all alone with all these Merkin fucktards?

They have to use plastic glasses cos it always ends up in a punch up. #jools