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How do you women tolerate men, we're so gross and juvenile.
God bless you straight women willing to have sex with us men!
Who do I have to blow for a fav star?
Seriously! Willing to travel!
First tell me about your breakfast!
-Chubby chaser sexting
My dad thinks twitter is really gay and that all you girls are really nerdy gay guys. Thats ridiculous, right guys, I mean ladies RIGHT!
I like my women like I like my room; messy, filled with drugs and my semen everywhere!
The real trophies on twitter are you amazing women!
Follow and than immediately unfollow a hot chick is the adult version of pulling the hair of a girl you like, at the playground!
Women are like a burritos. Love eating them, but usually ends up giving you diarrhea.
Thank you very much folks.
If like my tweets please tell your friends.
Don't forget to tip your waiters on the way out!
What's the difference between country and redneck?
You wife's your cousin or sister!
Every time you bring a smile to a woman's face you are bringing this world a step closer to perfection!
Sext: HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE FOR AN OUNCE?
The government doesn't care who buys guns, but does care who gets married. Because, of course, guns aren't a problem, but gays are.
Karaoke, the seven level of hell!
The tyranny of the wealthy is doomed to fail!
#YouAreARepublican if you don't understand the difference between a fact and an opinion!
Why is bat shit really THAT crazy?
If Kim Jong-Un wants America to pay attention to his threats, he must convert to Islam!
I'm excited that it's Friday!
Friday is my bathing day!
Don't look now but we're being followed.
There is a struggle between right and wrong, the best one can hope for is being right! I'm with 100% with #OWS 18+ And aspire to evolve!