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How do you women tolerate men, we're so gross and juvenile.
God bless you straight women willing to have sex with us men!
First tell me about your breakfast!
-Chubby chaser sexting
Who do I have to blow for a fav star?
Seriously! Willing to travel!
My dad thinks twitter is really gay and that all you girls are really nerdy gay guys. Thats ridiculous, right guys, I mean ladies RIGHT!
I like my women like I like my room; messy, filled with drugs and my semen everywhere!
The real trophies on twitter are you amazing women!
The government doesn't care who buys guns, but does care who gets married. Because, of course, guns aren't a problem, but gays are.
Follow and than immediately unfollow a hot chick is the adult version of pulling the hair of a girl you like, at the playground!
Every time you bring a smile to a woman's face you are bringing this world a step closer to perfection!
Sext: HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE FOR AN OUNCE?
Women are like a burritos. Love eating them, but usually ends up giving you diarrhea.
What's the difference between country and redneck?
You wife's your cousin or sister!
I'm into women that are willing to have sex with me.
Karaoke, the seven level of hell!
I'm excited that it's Friday!
Friday is my bathing day!
Don't look now but we're being followed.
Why is bat shit really THAT crazy?
#YouAreARepublican if you don't understand the difference between a fact and an opinion!
Violence is the answer no matter what the question is.
The tyranny of the wealthy is doomed to fail!