@methadonna i'd still vote for him...sexuality doesnt matter when it comes to politics....

and yes....my jimmies are rustled

@thebattleangel TEN GRAND FOR A FUCKING DOORMAT?

Really? Yo lame ass had to talk shit to my ex? Bitch if I ever see you im mud stomping you and yo crack addicted momma for not aborting you.

@succubii @nanomachines ..the hell is going on with you two? And id pay to see the helicopter thing

@candyslice112 of course not...we all know 2+2 = 3.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

@candyslice112 hell naw...your anons are nuckin futs...

@warmcigarette .....but smokes dont have eyes.....or do they??? *cue dramatic music and slow close up*

@candyslice112 You have a knack for attracting the crazies...that's pimp in a warped lil way

I wonder why RayJ isn't as famous as kim k...this fucker made an entire family famous with his DICK...

@candyslice112 Time to start retweeting...this shit is gold....

 http://www.myfoxny.com/story/21204500/400-injured-by-blasts-as-meteor-falls-in-russia … That is all...

@candyslice112 I get so hungry from your tumblr...and lookin at it high makes it no better.

@candyslice112 pic.twitter.com/3JsJeX4p

@jozdrumz  http://simplynoise.com/ 

i once made out with a guy....

@candyslice112 Can't wait for the sequel Floor-G....okay yea that was corny...shutting up now

@candyslice112 i've never seen yada yada yada before though....you must know something i dont

bacon pancakes makin bacon pancakes

Grandmas are weird, they don't give 2 shits about your love life, your job, your house, or car, but lord help you if you didn't eat that day