Fog Sweeps The City. pic.twitter.com/YYronSg1e8

Psychologically, the worst feeling ever is not knowing whether to wait or give up. #iTweetFacts

After the nightmare follows the dream.

Nothing is remotely sexier than creativity.

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. ~ Lewis B. Smedes  http://v.ht/av 

#flowersbymissabigail and this man had a #gift for me @hbonewsroom pic.twitter.com/sl89oN3hyy

#flowersbymissabigail visited today #chrismessina @hbonewsroom pic.twitter.com/c9AdutEuE8

I GUESS WHEN I FEEL LONELY I SHOULD REMEMBER THAT I'M BEING MONITORED BY THE GOVERNMENT AT ALL TIMES

Don't let me wave you to go at a four-way stop. I have no idea what the hell I'm doing.

Not even Twitter is big enough to really escape yourself.

Science should have a cure for Sports by 2025.

When a real life friend asks, "Did you see my tweet?" I reply, "No. Twitter is terrible, and we are terrible for being on Twitter."

Coincidentally, a 3-pointer is what Eva Longoria calls her daily Weight Watchers allowance. #TonyParker

Get rich or die crying

The road to Lysefjorden, Norway. pic.twitter.com/DCybooBlGE

if you aren't tweeting about headbands right now you are a fucking loser

Good acts are like good poems. One may easily get their drift, but they are not rationally understood. ~ Albert Einstein

I'LL GET INTO THE NATIONAL WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY.

I'm sure I can disappoint like you haven't seen before.

Looking upwards strengthens our memory which is why some people look up when asked a question. #iTweetFacts