Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
After the nightmare follows the dream.
Nothing is remotely sexier than creativity.
I GUESS WHEN I FEEL LONELY I SHOULD REMEMBER THAT I'M BEING MONITORED BY THE GOVERNMENT AT ALL TIMES
Don't let me wave you to go at a four-way stop. I have no idea what the hell I'm doing.
Not even Twitter is big enough to really escape yourself.
Science should have a cure for Sports by 2025.
When a real life friend asks, "Did you see my tweet?" I reply, "No. Twitter is terrible, and we are terrible for being on Twitter."
Get rich or die crying
if you aren't tweeting about headbands right now you are a fucking loser
Good acts are like good poems. One may easily get their drift, but they are not rationally understood. ~ Albert Einstein
I'LL GET INTO THE NATIONAL WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY.
I'm sure I can disappoint like you haven't seen before.