@Zoeytrope's (Zoey P.) most faved Tweets...
Thanks, Internet. Without you I'd be blissfully unaware of the existence of people who are sympathetic to a convicted fugitive child rapist.
Dear Christian wingnut that just followed me: I'm an atheist, queer, androgynous, tree-hugging, vegetarian Darwinist who listens to NPR.
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I'm watching the game.
OH COME ON, TEAM FROM MY AREA! WHY AREN'T YOU BEATING THE TEAM FROM A DIFFERENT AREA?!
OH COME ON, TEAM FROM MY AREA! WHY AREN'T YOU BEATING THE TEAM FROM A DIFFERENT AREA?!
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Had a dream where I got in a fight with k.d. lang. I'm sure she's a very nice lady in real life but in the dream she started it okay?
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Just when I thought I'd gotten over that left eye twitch, MSNBC shows a clip of Sarah Palin saying "nucular". It's enough to make you [sic].
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I'm too cheap (and not funny enough) to pay for Birdhouse, so I have a page in Notes labeled "Birdghetto" for draft tweets.
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Even though our President is about to double our presence in Afghanistan, a video of Michelle Obama hula-hooping still makes me smile.
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In 'Fast and Furious', Vin Diesel yells at Michelle Rodriguez to "hold on to something tight!" and all I can hear is the misplaced modifier.
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And for my next trick, I will pull an entire research paper out of my ass in two days! #hahahaihope
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