@ZombieDD's (Danielle D) most faved Tweets...
I love sleeping with my mouth open and waking up sounding like a male Joan Rivers. It does wonders for my femininity.
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I wish I had a TV in the bathroom so I would watch the "Cheaters" marathon while taking a hot bath and eating a Turkey sandwich.
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I hate when a critique of my work is about the cuss words. There's only 8 in 7 pages. That's if you count "hell" and "ass" Get off my back.
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Sure, this leather jacket accurately portrays me as the badass I am, but boy, does that wind bite.
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Thanks to American University for the Bachelor's degree and the free booze at the reception tonight.
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Wearing a PUNISHER T-shirt to bed might give me WAR JOURNAL dreams but at least, I'll look badass.
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Do you think that if I argue that a Snuggie will actually help my job performance that they will buy me one?
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I'm spending Saturday night drunk and tweeting about a strangers vagina (#Trishsvagina) It feels like home.
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@Trish1981 There's no place like #trishsvagina. There's no place like #trishsvagina. There's no place like #trishsvagina.
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Do you guys understand how hard it is to housetrain a puppy who poops like a ninja?! My chihuahua is a friggin ninja.
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I hate when husbands freak out for no good reason. It's like they have emotions or something. Am I right?!
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