I can't wait to feed on Keith Richards brains

Zombies star their own tweets!

Sometimes I let Keith chew on my zombie flesh to get high.

The best part of waking up is leaving a zombie floater in my wife's cup.

I'm thinking about making Annie Lennox a zombie. What's that? oh never mind then.

i put tampons up my ass to keep my zombie juice from dripping on the carpet

Zombie fisting is great because when you're done you can pull her insides out and eat them.

Looking forward to giving my wife a zombie sanchez tonight.

whats it like being a zombie you ask? burn your mouth on a super hot potato, fist your own asshole so you walk funny and eat A LOT of humans

Zombies eat #OnlyRealJamaicans

if you want me to follow you back make sure you tell me because my zombie brain cant think this early.

'Paint it Black' is about me squirting my zombie juice all over a hookers face.

Zombie: The other white meat.

When a zombie farts they run the chance of blowing out their innards and in my case that would be all over my wife's face.

I think @mauriceblitz is my biggest fan so maybe I'll make him a zombie and we can go drop our zombie loads on groupies faces. #follow him

zombie goggles - when i put my testicles on girls faces (the russian women love this)

last night I left a zombie surprise between my wife's thighs

I roam the streets of London at night eating tourists for fun and leaving my zombie seed on unsuspecting homeless peoples faces.

People may not know this but a zombies penis is always hard.

For a zombie you'd be amazed at all the women I eat.