It has been snowing since I landed. I love you to Minnesota.

Birthday today, coping well. Pacing in tighty whiteys, taking hits of whiskey, and occasionally raising my fist and cursing god.

@jackiekashian @velisracerx With hologram Gregory Peck!

Apparently this is a gastropub. A first. (at @pubhouseak)  http://4sq.com/12omCLn 

Mayor maintenance. (@ International Gallery of Contemporary Art) [pic]:  http://4sq.com/Y5ggzA 

@verifieddrunk If your name was Ruth you could say, "You know what this world would be without me? Ruthless".

There are two types of people. I think I am one of the second type of people, but I'm not sure.

@michaelianblack Hey there 1%, I bought your book. I was pre-drunk'd.

In the middle of a purge. I have a Micro-ATX AM2+ MB with efficient Athlon X2 CPU and 2GB RAM. Free if you pick up.

Retro Gaming Expo http://ff.im/-8brRO

@nekocase It's that Minnesota nice dontchya know.

@geostrophic My fav so far, Dauphin Island -  http://earthengine.google.org/#timelapse/v=30.247,-88.17846,10.812,latLng&t=1.32 …

@meetingboy I'm more likely to punch you with the latter, than the former.

@hodgman My friend designed this:  http://www.amazon.com/Annika-Sorenstam-Fine-Fragrance-Women/dp/B002XPHTOA/ … - she is the Chief Perfumer at Bell Flavors and Fragrances.

@hodgman Serious reply, a high school friend of mine has designed perfumes and last I knew still does. Do you want me to put you in contact?

@gopherfootball @randball Not going, unless there is an appropriate place to throw my rolls of toilet paper.

@johnroderick @hotdogsladies Alaska Zoo has a new Binky -  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYpMasAsBZU … - he'll be chewing off drunk teenager's balls in no time.

@karenkilgariff You see, that's where you're wrong.

@johnmoe @robynhitchcock My fav -  http://youtu.be/-NMabPuUz_E 

@lawblob As a courtesy, you immediately offered Malcolm tequila shots to help him erase the memory.