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And now off to my favorite activity! Masturbating.
I decided I need a dreamcatcher or I'll never finish.
I have 4 boys. Including my husband. That's a lot of testosterone, if you ask me.
Still having to eat Easter Candy for breakfast. It won't eat itself.
Wake the fuck up, Sheeple!!
So proud of my 11yr old son! A brilliant genius with Asperger Syndrome. April is Autism awareness month!
Taking a shower is such a chore.
Do not ever fall asleep with a vibrator inside of you. Trust me.
Can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter.
I'm pretty sure that suspicious package contains the Constitution.
No, I do not think you are entitled to call yourself a Father. Not until the paternity results are in.
Pesticides, chemtrails, vaccines, Monsanto....How the hell is anyone surprised by the increased autism numbers?!?!