And now off to my favorite activity! Masturbating.

I decided I need a dreamcatcher or I'll never finish.

I have 4 boys. Including my husband. That's a lot of testosterone, if you ask me.

Still having to eat Easter Candy for breakfast. It won't eat itself.

Wake the fuck up, Sheeple!!

So proud of my 11yr old son! A brilliant genius with Asperger Syndrome. April is Autism awareness month!

Taking a shower is such a chore.

Do not ever fall asleep with a vibrator inside of you. Trust me.

Ha! The capital "S" would make me secretly happy. RT @metaforth: When people misspell schadenfreude I am secretly happy.

@frigidgrizzle You hit the nail on the head!

Can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter.

I'm pretty sure that suspicious package contains the Constitution.

THANK YOU, RAND PAUL!!! #StandWithRand

@dmmckinney wtf!????

@jandenhale Your freedom of speech is just like my freedom not to listen.

@1stcitizenkane Faith is a personal relationship with God. Human behavior is what's wrong with human race.

No, I do not think you are entitled to call yourself a Father. Not until the paternity results are in.

@1stcitizenkane HA! Not! :)

@1stcitizenkane I enjoy and agree with your "news" but dammit quit being depressing. :)

Pesticides, chemtrails, vaccines, Monsanto....How the hell is anyone surprised by the increased autism numbers?!?!