Credit card encryption hack: Divide the digits embossed on the front of the card by 1 to get the credit card number.

Chinese people kind of cheat at Twitter: http://twitpic.com/4kr7px

Awesome to see the play-off chance % graph for September: http://t.co/32jFf9rK

Reviewing @woot most RT'd & most faved tweets, I've decided people who fave are smarter than people who RT. http://j.mp/fNrvkD

You know what seems like a terrific idea? Putting your company's security & stability into domain names run by the government of Columbia.

It feels so appropriate to pay my Internet bill with my iPad. I'm going to try to pay my water bill with my toilet.

Based on the increase in birth rate since the original quote, I calculate there are now 3 suckers born every 2 minutes.

Dear charities that put nickels in the junk mail donation requests: you do not inspire confidence in the use of your donated funds.

Most helpful error message ever! http://instagr.am/p/IEfSO/

I want instagram filters on my house windows.

@LangoschMLB Have Cardinals discussed LaRussa (re-)joining for an office job?

Idea for heaven: View montages from your life on whatever criteria you want. First up: every high-five I've ever given someone.

I don't know what to think about you who retweeted my tweet talking about how people who retweet tweets aren't all that smart.

Little did we realize, Albert is such a huge Cardinals fan that he decided his best move was to remove $240M from an opponents' payroll.

Demographic note: all serious Harry Potter fans have more than one cat.

Can I check into this tornado on @Foursquare? Mayor of tornado sounds pretty good.

4chan is funny when they act like 5-year-olds & awful when they act like 13-year-olds. This is mostly good: http://twitpic.com/3fr7bk

Thought Leader. http://t.co/lBDe6dZq

@artwells You just don't understand.

I've decided a group of starfish are called a galaxy. http://t.co/LCfuhnN8