britney spears' crimped hair in crossroads.

Anna Nicole Smith hologram #RIPANNA #TrimSpaBaby

sitting here in my sports bra, drinking wine, hitting the bong, NOT GIVIN' A FUQ

St. Patrick's Day. File Under: Things I Do Not Give a Shit About.

1. This girl brought her dog to class 2. She took off her shoes 3. She has the leash wrapped around her big toe :(

people who share posts from the "I fucking love science" fb page just need to go away.

for the record, the lead singer from the 90's band SMASHMOUTH, steve harwell just added me on facebook. can i get a "lol"?

jumping on the bandwagon and rewatching the hills. literally have seen every epi but can't wait to ~relive~ it.

@boytweetsworldx ummm did you see THIS yet?  http://www.refinery29.com/coachella-pictures/slideshow#slide-30 …

i want @drake to murder my vagina

I ❤whip its

stop flattering yourself, no one will your use damn latte art pics anyways.

just asked my bf if he was coming over tonight and he said "well, what else am i gonna do with this pizza". tru luv.

lol at mark zuckerberg wandering around the mission with a pizza.

FACT: It takes twice as long to walk down mission st if you are a female.

someone in this class just said that their favorite movies were any tyler perry movie "because they are all good".

early morning pap smear and i am READY for da day

Happy beyonce day who wants to come watch it tonight at my house. HBOGO BABY!

Hanging out with my phone at the bar.

Last night was v sus