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I think freezers deserve a light as well.
I’ve tried yoga, But I find stress less boring.
I always wanted to have the super power of bieng able to read other people’s minds.Then I got twitter and found that it’s not worth it
I fast in ramadan, Rest of the year I am very slow very very slow.
We all start as one egg on Twitter , But some people evolve into two eggs after a while.
Thank god I live in egypt because when I tell girls I gain pounds like crazy, They think I am talking about money.
Even if women came with an instruction manual, Nothing is gonna change men don't read that anyways.
yesterday i saw a banner in carfour saying paris hilton now open.I am kinda confused isn't this old news.
I can never say on facebook what i say here they ain't as cool as you guys. (By cool i mean crazy) (By facebook I mean Anywhere)
They say that short memory is one of the keys to happiness and..... I am sure i was going somewhere with this tweet but i don't remember.
Yo mama is so ugly she looks beautiful in her ID photo.
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it?... Next week.
I am pretty sure if Ghandi was driving in cairo these days he would have punched someone in the face.
I just can't believe that a married cat would have to commit suicide 9 times to get out of this shit.Poor cats
Angry texting is typos bist freind.
People that take twitter seriously you know that WWE is fake right!!?
It's 7:21 Am egyptian time, since you are all asleep i think it's safe to say i fucked a goat once.
Note to self: Thanks for being always there for me in 2012
Steps to happiness:
1: Get a hot a girl
2: Tell her to touch her belly button with both her elbows.
You are welcome brother.
I am so awesome they gave me 300 Characters for my bio, not using them was a decision I made just so I can fit in with you normal folks.