SHIT Just kill me now LOL “@dragonflyjonez: I just made a list for why Im voting for Obama and not voting for Romney. http://t.co/YUkdcDrl”

WTFFFFFF “@_beatmyass: This is disturbing RT "@lmaoatdosehoes: Her body is so sexy son....I'm in love pic.twitter.com/GQN3Cgow"”

LMBO! People need to chill “@sheeatatdennys: Uh wat? RT @adrunkblonde: pic.twitter.com/w54otSQJ”

My baby cousin christian as Michael Jackson for Halloween.... So cute pic.twitter.com/57jZKYKt

fck no! Obama speaking that day “@wtfulo_okinat: Does anybody care about the VMAs?”

fck! I should have listened to the warning. “@lmaoatdosehoes: I WARN YALL http://t.co/EMUKqwqj”

Alicia should be embarrassed lol! How you plan a fight, do a sneak attack, && get beat up! #BGC #bgc10

LMAO! Whyyyyyy “@robisrandomaf_6: F U C K !!!!! RT @fan1233: @mysteriousbat. pic.twitter.com/YO9grDHJ”

Stevie J & Wayne kissed, 2 Kappas got married, Sandusky sentenced 30-60 years? Wtf is today Male on Male day?

My boyfriend can not call me "his bitch". Females who like that title seriously needs help.

Uncle Remus > Harold's

oh 😒 “@dbdancin: #TeamIphone stay showing out. I think y'all getting out of hand with these emojis. #DoingTheMost”

Lil Wayne “@foodstamps4sale: who is the ugliest celebrity?”

lmao!! “@aj904: This Chick on Maury found out dude wasn't the Father, she ran so far backstage when I turned the channel she was on B.E.T”

really gorgeous “@alief_ranger: Beautiful ===> http://t.co/zEWxxxji”

oh my god!!! “@imisskatstacks: #TrueLoveLooksLike =====> http://t.co/uwpyETYe”

Lmao! I can't breathe RT @isell_pussy4ebt "LETS BREAK IT DOWN" #DrawingWithHOEzay pic.twitter.com/Yg4U0qI8xZ”

join the military “@kaewahhhn: They needa send me 2 Korea So I Can Go On A Mission 2 Fuck They Bitch And Get Outta There”

people of any age wear that? Yuck “@icumnpeace: People Over The Age 21 Wear That TrukFit Shit?”

They slander men all day on both days. So its equal “@godofmilfs: Do single moms hate Valentine's Day or Father's Day more?”