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All in favour of weed say High.
Federer is a swiss pro' Tennis player but to kikuyus it also means flag.
When a baby cries 'nibebe' please Muhando with care.
Ruto ataketi upande wa kuLIA.
The number of times Raila has been mentioned is like he is the flag bearer of this Jubilee.
A bird idea is when a luhya decides to keep chickens.
kiprop was saving the best for last .literally.
unareceive message tatu inakuambia Memory full ,hiyo #LazimaItazimwa
Tarrus aliibiwa simu before a RIDDIM bonga points zake. #WordplayZaUzito
#juudollarikojuu #harambee_stars imekuwa #chama_stars
The only friday people didnt say T.G.I.F was 'Good friday' ..
Apparently reporting to the police that umepigwa na butwaa isn't funny AT ALL.!
Whoever said 'you can run but you cant hide' truly has never lived in a house with a mouse.
In china the struggle is fake.
"Don't you worry chai"~ what most luhyas hear.
#VillagePickupLines my name is onyango a.k.a onyi wanna be my onyinye? *gives her sukuma wiki banquet*
Creativity is being able to create a silhouette when you are in a dark room alone then making yourself get afraid.
In a parallel universe waking up on the wrong side of the bed is good luck.
I am just going to boil the egg, no pan intended.