Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
What is "Mitt" short for? Mittens? Mittens Romney?
I wish the director on “The Voice” would show where Christina Aguillera has Princess Leia chained to her leg.
Nothing worth a damn has ever been accomplished or created by people concerned about looking stupid in the process of doing the work.
Fuck it. I’m going to Arby’s.
The assumption of competence.
If I'm not mistaken, Al Qaeda has changed its name to "gluten".
There was an earthquake in Maine just now and there's maple syrup EVERYWHERE.
The best way to watch the VP debate is with the sound off and the football game on instead.
I will not rest until Paula Deen has covered the song "Rock Me, Amadeus" but replaced the word "Amadeus" with "Dye-a-beet-us".
I don't want to brag but I can cook Minute Rice in 58 seconds.
Yesterday I interviewed a US Marine who survived an explosion in Afghanistan. Today I read "Sick Ryan Seacrest soldiers through Idol." #puke
Rest in peace, Nelson Mandela.