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What is "Mitt" short for? Mittens? Mittens Romney?
There is a woman OPENING CURTAINS in the Viagra commercial. Subtle, guys. Reeeeal subtle.
Expectations are premeditated resentments.
I wish the director on “The Voice” would show where Christina Aguillera has Princess Leia chained to her leg.
Nothing worth a damn has ever been accomplished or created by people concerned about looking stupid in the process of doing the work.
If I’m holding one of the double doors open for you and you say thanks and then open the other door for yourself, we can’t be friends.
Nothing brings me joy like a polished, sophisticated network news anchor saying “Pussy Riot.”
Fuck it. I’m going to Arby’s.
The assumption of competence.
If I'm not mistaken, Al Qaeda has changed its name to "gluten".
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