pregnancy preventer.... play Jon Bon Jovi as mood music

I'll have you know I spam block all beiber lovers. so it's in your best interest to never say his name,unless it's an insult

lets have twitter mardis-gras and I'll give stars for boobies

a winning happy meal made fresh for @charliesheen made in part by @generalgrevious and @_darthronald http://twitpic.com/46du74

I mean hasn't Charlie Manson learned his lesson? I bet if we let him out he'll go and "cut" a record. top of the charts

if detroit gets RoboCop, will LA get the Predator vs Arnold statue? NYcity should get a StayPuff statue,near a church

Breaking News: JarJar Binks confirms his bisexuality by getting married to Justin Beiber

I think Steven Tyler is Lo Pan

admit it ladies you like making soap bubbles with your boobs in the shower

#FF assholes @bostonbobafett @theheckler2011 @himynameisbrun @itsmelgibson @dumbnotdeaf @iam_beetlejuice @im_destroyer_69

Expecto Penetrato #HarryPotterPorn

when the King of twitter @generalgrevious and the Queen of twitter @h0tmessbarbie give #FF you better listen

I once was an atheist but gave it up cuz they don't have holidays. Henery Youngman @generalgrevious

order your copy of @generalgrevious "The General's #starwars Girls Gone Wild " filmed by @arfivedefour http://twitpic.com/44kbn2

you weren't born that way, it was all those years of drugs and booze that makes you think you're awesome

@h0tmessbarbie @generalgrevious @arfivedefour I think my top star tweet is two,ok I probly never even get stars,I'm lucky for an Rt

now look at what you did to my cat http://twitpic.com/3n32sk

what Jedi give as gifts on christmas http://twitpic.com/3g0x6i

girl wrestlers have a move called the camel toe clutch

#Internationalwomensday !? Lube ?! Mac & cheese ?! if I knew it was gonna be this kinda part I'd stuck my dick in the mash potatos