I have such a happy attitude now. It really is all about letting go of what you can't control, and perfecting the things you can. 😊🙏

I really can't handle girls who just sit on their high horse and expect guys to cater to their needs...You can do nice things for them too.

The fact that there are people complaining about the Rihanna concert being cancelled... I literally cannot deal with the human race today.

We want more we want more like we really like it we want more.

If you treat a girl like she's second place in your life, you are not allowed to be sad when you finally have no place in her life at all.

If I see one more person retweet "50 shades of done with this semester" I am going to be 50 shades of logged out of twitter until summer...

But God forbid you ever have to walk a mile in her shoes, cause then you really might know what it's like.

Are you a traffic sign because stop.

And her moods can change like the weather out in Lubbock...But if you show her love, man she'll return it.

Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

I would rather floss with a chainsaw than listen to Rude Boy by Rihanna.

Heaven help the fool who did her wrong, its too late too bad, she's too far gone, he should've thought of that before he left her all alone.

Everyone buy this Wagon Wheel tank! They're $10. They won't make them unless they sell 200, and I want it, so.. GO!  https://teespring.com/wagonwheel 

Remember when every girl typed LiiKE THiiS? LiiKE FRESHMAN YEAR OF HiiGH SCH00L. Glad that's over.

Always treat girls with respect, because your sandwich isn't going to make itself and do you really want it to be poisoned?

Grocery Cashier: "Oh, you dont want plastic bags?" My brother: "Look lady, would you want a plastic bag in YOUR blowhole?" #savethedolphins

It's impossible to be full of McDonald's without also being full of immediate regret.

The people who judge young mothers are often the same people who are pro-life. Shame on those who judge young women for choosing life.

Okay, we all know your arms are so big from cleaning your mirror for all those selfies you take. Do you even lift bro? #stopbeingadouche

I wish they made shows like Sesame Street but for college age that showed what to do at the post office & how not to be a douche at parties.