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Do you know what is something?
When you can grasp your dick hand over hand, and the peace that's not covered.
That my dear is something!
Alcohol is so fucking expensive I don't know how we will manage to buy food and clothes this month
So can one like trade some followers for ones that actually star and RT from time to time? Or must I start putting pics of my tits here?
My wife never knew that I drink until she saw me sober the other day
I wanted one of those penis enlarger things.
Could not find one that fits.
An #atheist because I could not accept that a loving God would:
Give us intelligence and tell us not to use it!
#atheism #jesus #evil_man
Proof that two wrongs can make a right:
I have seen 2 ugly tits make a beautiful cleavage!!
So I found this mermaid on the beach.
How do you fuck this thing?
The first person on earth who made the connection that if you put happiness into sweetness babies start crawling out, said: fuck!
God should say: Jesus Christ, get your ass down there and fix some shit. I did not fuck another man's girl for you to sit here and do fuck.
I'm not making jokes about mommy dearest I think she still has the strap behind the door
I sometimes wonder if Jesus knew how much shit him and that Mohammed guy started.
The girl who decided to help their unemployed family by hooking comes home with $155.50
Husband: Who gave you 50 cent?
She: Everyone why?
I can't eat during the day because I'm thinking about tits.
I can't sleep at night bc I'm fucking hungry!
I don't fucking care!
But will you be Ok ?
I know there is no god but how the fuck will we keep the poor and desolate happy without the promise of an afterlife and a god to impress?
Any fortune tellers out there with tonight winning lotto numbers????
Jesus's obsession with wine would explain quite a bit about his teachings and the drunk child abusing priests of the world #atheism
I'm against gay marriage.
I'm also against heterosexual marriage.
No one deserves that agony
So I haven't been to church in a while. They fucking owe me me like 5 litres wine and 3 loaves of bread. #atheist
Dont't be a Fucking idiot. Fucking funny Allowed. Fucking Allowed. Don't fuck with imaganary mythical creatures unless they are Fucking Funny. Oh and Nice Guy.