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hello heart. please don't explode.
this woman left her birth control at the store. she is in for a SURPRISE.
look, The Internet. I am too bored at work right now for you to be moving so slowly. -_- get it together.
did this chick really bring half a sub into the movies??? #yeahthatsme #hungry #dontjudgeme
the Sanford police did not take George Zimmerman's clothes for forensic evidence AND gave the mother fucker HIS GUN BACK. #TrayvonMartin
look chick. why the hell would I want regular fries when CURLY fries are an option!?!?
I will do nothing for a Klondike bar. I will do a few things to get it away from me.
my favorite thing about being in a car full of people is being next to the lovebirds. #nausea #vomitsonthem
I want my own dragon!! preferably one that looks like Toothless.
I hate it when comedy movies have random morals and crappy endings.
I love going to sleep. it's that waking up part and realizing shit is still shit that pisses me off.
everyone is so fucking rich and happy in movies. fuck that shit.
Fuck these hoes.
My alarm went off. Then, fully intending to get up, I slept for another hour.
Romney said it's "not his job" to worry about half of the nation. Then, sir, may I ask, what IS your job?
this is my first experience with Jack In The Box and with the exception of the customer service and lack of curly fries, I am quite pleased.
School lasagna: Killing kids since 1962.