That moment when you're in an elevator with a fat dude and he catches you looking at the max. weight capacity.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the first player in La Liga history to score against every team in one season. Phenomenon. via @roshanshetty

Sorry Valentine's day, the UEFA Champions League just stole your thunder.

Sometimes what we dream is not evident in our lifetime, yet the wheel of life rolls along a timeless journey.

'The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.'

You confuse me like a stop sign painted green.

Moyesy on top of the list for me. Only he could carry a club like United the way it should be. Mou, nah.. Not for United.

Here, @topkornerind's EPL fixtures for August. https://t.co/ktRC9PkU

Unlike others, I know how to use spell shecker.

Love Football? You got to follow @oldschoolpanini. Priceless stuff, i say..

37 minutes and Santi Cazorla has taken more long range shots than Arsenal ever did in the last three years.

Pink Floyd: 10 things you didn't know about the band - http://t.co/1r1YIJ7O

Fuckin', love that man. His relentless passion is what brought us to where we are today. Massive, massive respect, love and everything.

And with Gotze off to Bayern, Lewandowski linked with every 2nd club and Barca-Hummels, is BVB going to be the same ever again?

Smarter phones, ridiculous prices, more stupid beings.

'My music fights against the system that teaches to live & die.' Happy birthday, sir.

Sweet. 'Messi map: How Argentine maestro conquered the world'  http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/04/sport/football/messi-record-muller-football/index.html …

@onlymytweets @nidhi_jha3 That view. Aren't we tourists in our own country? So much, like so so much to see. This lifetime is a little less.

The day humans learn to speak their views out rather sitting & milking on others, you'll have my respect else fuck off.

Battle of the greats. Learn to appreciate, not hate. #CR7 #Messi