Putting "Verified Account" in your bio, doesn't make you verified -__-
#YouLameFuck

You + Me ÷ by trust - the bullshit = #BeautifulRelationship <3

Her nipples are the CHERRIES, her pussi is the SPLIT, her cum is the WHIP-CREAM, & the banana is my DICK #IceCreamSunday ♥

Boy: U're short as fuck *Laughs*

Girl: So is Ur dick *Laughs harder*

Boy: …Bitch

Girl: *Looks around* I don't see your mom

Boy: … -_-

When a woman wants U to speak to her body, she doesn't want to hear Ur voice; She wants Ur HANDS, LIPS, & DICK, to do the talking ♥

Never lose yourself, trying to find love; bc if its meant to be, love will always find you 1st <3

A woman can say more, in a *Sigh*, than a man can say, in a hour long speech.

When it comes to your ♥... I WANT IT ALL!!! #HalfWasNeverTheAgreement

"COMMON SENSE" Should be considered a #SuperPower, Because only a select few, on earth, have it

#WhenEatingHerOut don't be so quick to lick her fast... Bc women like a man who eats the pussi, with patience <3

Police officer: Son, have you been drinking tonight?

Drunk guy: Occifer, I am not as "Think" as you "Drunk" I am! I God to swear -__-

Its easy to make a womans pussy wet, but the true test; is MAKING HER ♥ MELT :)

I think you should change your name to "Google", bc you're everything that I'm searching for, plus more ♡”

Why are black people so tall? "Idk, why?" … bc they're knee-grows -_-

Pulls her shirt off. Slides her jeans down. Pick her up. Lay her flat. Slides her panties off. Spread her legs. Then #LetMyTongueGoToWork <3

L O V E =
(L)ick (O)n (V)agina (E)veryday

Teacher: Name [3]Famous Kings, that every woman on earth should know
Student: Easy... Lic-KING, Stic-KING, & Stro-KING ♡

You would think someone was knockin at the door; From the way I have her screaming "I'm CUMMING!"

If she's wearing a #PushUpBra, don't trust her ...#BcShesLyingToYouAlready

That awkward moment when you look at the person, in the car next to you and you see them looking at you like this (⊙_⊙)
#Sexology