I just found out that I have been doing doggy style wrong. It's not beg for sex, while she rolls over and pretends to be dead?

Opinions are like orgasms. Mine is the only one that matters.

Women, words of advice on how to give the best hand job
#1. Use your mouth
#2. Use your mouth

What doesn't kill you, fucks you up mentally

Sapiosexual - a person that is sexually attracted to the intelligence in others.....Let your words attract your followers, not your avi

No matter how you see yourself: You're someone's reason to masturbate

Just because I have never said hello to you on here, doesn't mean I don't talk to you in my head all the time

A recent national survey showed that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.

The halo above your head is just there for me to handcuff your hands to, as I bring out the devil in you.

I like all my scars, physical and emotional, they are constant reminders of where I have been, where I'm at, and where I'm going.

I love being able to make you laugh on those days when you don't even feel like smiling.

Too many fucking disappointments are usually a sign of too many fucking high expectations

Which is harder, taking that brick away from your wall to let someone in or putting that brick back up and saying good bye?

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Sometimes your demons and addictions are the most loyal friends you have in life.

Everytime 16 candles, breakfast club, or weird science is on tv....you might as well cancel any plans I have

If I cum on her face, does that count as giving her an orgasm?

Shhhhhhhhh. Listen. Listen closer. Do you hear how wonderful that is? The quiet sound of you shutting the fuck up.

Clarification - if you have someone following you that is ugly, they are a stalker. If the person is hot, they are your secret admirer

If Milli Vanilli were alone in the forest and fell, would someone else make a sound for them?