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If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that is bulimic.
The bigger your boobs the more I care about your feelings.
I think kelly clarkson has been eating since you been gone.
Breasts are my favorite kind of fruit.
I think the bank teller is into me. she just asked me for my account number..
Those 3 most precious words to any parent. BACK TO SCHOOL.
When someone touches my alcohol I automatically turn into a ninja.
Women that shop at the dollar store and order off the dollar menu are keepers...
Sorry women who think they're god's gift to the world. hot women is not a endangered species.
I wonder if the liquor store takes food stamps.
Trying to find a pen in my house is like trying to find jimmy hoffa..
Tom Brady looks so Pretty tonight...
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.