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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    I wish all my younger siblings would appreciate how low I set the bar for them.

    • 1,327
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    BwanaChrisei8htiesbabyLaddy42__________yummycoconutsRyanAndrewMitchOlDirtyBonertabitha_harvey1paulshk
    • 685
    • RETWEETS
    Laddy42__________ClareNewtonAntRDeanRyanAndrewMitchZigs26Imuplateagainsheschilindslindsay19__
    JosesLovesYouNinjaFuneralGroperClevelandPoodasBrainmarcusparkersolDeanB15sexxxnyourgirlJandalizeTheTennisPhenom
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    Girls pick jerks over nice guys the same way guys pick sluts over cool girls.. we are all idiots.

    • 989
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    AntonioFeltonRodgeringgsohmyjizzitsliv_BwanaChrisLaddy42__________MarcIsGoinHamPhelixArizona420braiseit
    • 695
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    Franky80BwanaChris420braiseit_SayRayynot1ofyourfansRyanAndrewMitchslackerjorgeaGirlNamedSassy
    vajjiefbabyshegotagronkbouncingblonde
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot.

    • 816
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    Laddy42__________JosesLovesYouSonofConwayALowSardoTheButchJonestkhan74samigreen85Plan_BX2
    • 332
    • RETWEETS
    the_couch_guy____TheButchJonestkhan74Plan_BX2stooskinsjbyrd099TlaxBoy05_ChivalrousDan
    shegotagronk
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    I go for the cute, goofy guy with the jokes over the hot, cocky guy with the muscles everytime. Because funny guys are the best guys.

    • 724
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    Laddy42__________JosesLovesYouslackerjorgeAnAbsurdBirdcupcakewhore44SonofConwaysmokeymccheefoElle__Perry
    • 318
    • RETWEETS
    slackerjorgecupcakewhore44the_couch_guy____JeezyOceansSassyjan6871_ISpeakTrueDonkk27twylaredsun
    0lipops__________shwebby2__________Shock_Monstersquashguy15
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    My brother is trying to set me up with a guy on his Xbox.. that's a new low you guys, a new low.

    • 736
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    SonofConwayNaomi02_04THEPokerWifeSam_Alan33CodyMinarichElle__PerryBruppFWTXTheButchJones
    • 191
    • RETWEETS
    ColoradoCrowJodyhichussyglitrpantsTMcgutsAidenM23cameraowlTlaxBoy05PaulyMosh
    TreeWalrus________
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    My mom hands me an extra large zucchini and says "It's for eating by the way". My mom might like twitter after all..

    • 663
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    Laddy42__________the_couch_guy____CodyMinarichBruppFWTXTheButchJonestheGingercorntwylaredsuntkhan74
    • 203
    • RETWEETS
    TheButchJonestkhan74zoydalgiddyboozingJesstrat__________TlaxBoy05BobFoxx214No_tact_here
    tiffinysawyersEvilPandaXBigHeb7urbusta
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    I call pregnancy on that engagment.

    • 597
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    SonofConwayCodyMinarichjohndeguzmanTheButchJonesThe_DorksterEmInPortlandBagyantsbulls_horns______
    • 211
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    bulls_horns______TlaxBoy05BobFoxx214kuntleenA_SmartAssnativerogueinaprettypickleSadPeruna
    jaffryanBaBofaEFFFFFFYOU________1800Randy
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    I will ALWAYS take "you're so weird" as a compliment.

    • 474
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    mediumflowJosesLovesYouSonofConwayMasterOfFuryBruppFWTXTheButchJonesLMGinTNPaulyMosh
    • 289
    • RETWEETS
    No_tact_hereTee_alicespuddydave10L_Co13Bettyioreece_cappaertpilla1974ruusCBPotts
    JustASmirkRipperReed
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    If buying boxed wine makes you classy, then I am the Queen of England.

    • 580
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    JosesLovesYouaaronupBruppFWTXTheButchJonesdietahoeLMGinTNbubble_gurlPaulyMosh
    • 182
    • RETWEETS
    the_couch_guy____OmarKhyamiamJ_Hughes_1985LMGinTNPaulyMoshWINSTONFLUFFBUMJennifergr8BobFoxx214
    No_Job_JoeNight_ER_Ninja
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    Just watched some idiot spend 10 minutes trying to vacuum up a gum wrapper instead of just picking it up. JK. It was me. I'm so lazy.

    • 468
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    frankstireautoThatBitchChaconvalreallydopecalliececiliaiMeekMeek_FOXXXIE_MAMAruthiesahnpimpCblack
    • 185
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    ThatBitchChaconYessiDawgMarisssaHiltonpimpCblackesparzaisaiahbeefyman99Jamesry21SamarthBali
    PaulyMosh
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    People who wear pants to bed are creepy.

    • 424
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    SouthernFratBoy__hotmessminushotTheButchJonesBeezer25StcyBnsnnot_liberal_Friday_XIIIArroia
    • 175
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    hotmessminushotthe_couch_guy____TheButchJonesmandacrabtreeStcyBnsnTmoney68RayFromCincyKauaibride
    DsTwitz
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    The more awkward you are, the more I will love you. Everytime.

    • 448
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    JosesLovesYouTheButchJoneszanda674A_SmartAssvajjiefbabyNinjaFuneralshegotagronkdavecoons75
    • 140
    • RETWEETS
    katiegorewaxervajjiefbabymike_sweetsventivodkacranJenny4ashleyAmbidextrous_13LahomaCasDownFrontArtist
    Fuckinmorons
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    My mom just told me to "Mapquest" directions..... And how would you like me to get there, mom? My covered wagon?

    • 421
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    SonofConwayCodyMinarichgeekycookerScoobdooblesTheButchJonesMrJeremyHorncaptainolyaDana_Bruno
    • 154
    • RETWEETS
    ScoobdooblesTheButchJonesPaulyMoshJT_IV_LG1092marinacieraoanaogigantedj_rake
    Chazballpark
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    Pretending to be busy is exhausting.

    • 402
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    SonofConwayCodyMinarichmydmac11IntheendBeauJoe56mind_numbfill_mysoulcherry__tart
    • 131
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    11Intheendmind_numbfill_mysoulTitsAndBumsNoniMsi____MsUndersinJenny4ashleyNo_tact_here
    HysteriaBarbie
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    <------- Brought her remote to work instead of her phone like a true intellectual.

    • 407
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    JosesLovesYouJerynnNicoleMasterOfFuryCodyMinarichSeekNAngelsprusso89e_skalaBrentweets
    • 125
    • RETWEETS
    the_couch_guy____fill_mysoulTitsAndBumsJenny4ashleyNo_tact_hereTangoEchoAlphaP__DarzieDAMNGinaValley
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    On facebook, you can watch someones pregnancy. On twitter you can watch someones road to getting more drunk. I like twitter.

    • 361
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    JosesLovesYouCodyMinarichHOLLYWOODCJKdadvsthekids___ahsatankeltonbeltzSeekNAngelsprusso89
    • 111
    • RETWEETS
    TheBeard38cheyytyler72___ahsatankeltonbeltzTitsAndBumsJenny4ashleybad_lee215No_tact_here
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    Nothing quite like running into your ex boyfriend's parents with a cart full of alcohol and hot pockets..

    • 376
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    JosesLovesYouCodyMinarichHOLLYWOODCJKalainagrishamInkedAndAwesomeDimitrijebitchbyronbucklesRedbearrrd
    • 86
    • RETWEETS
    TitsAndBumsJenny4ashleyBobFoxx214No_tact_hereAndLive2LoveslvmpoetryalmatrevidaTallDarknHandsy
    jferg1616GimpySunshine____ShotOfBull
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    Kelly Clarkson is the new Nickelback... No more songs please.

    • 288
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    JosesLovesYougtdoopsIamThorMeToo______vewdewchyldPaulyMoshNo_tact_hereNinjaFuneralBoyCalledAnn
    • 170
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    vewdewchyldJenny4ashleyABstoner44________No_tact_hereMcInappropriatecharliedelta7Favstar250Stevie_Sez
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    "LeBron has cramps"... I get those every month you baby.

    • 350
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    JosesLovesYouTBadkissunderyourbed666sprusso89adicortezcollshmeen23HogsNCubsHalfpizzle
    • 106
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    sprusso89aaronupCuddleYourCatJenny4ashleyPaulyMoshBobFoxx214bad_lee215No_tact_here
    dick_ish
  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    Whenever I talk to a good looking guy, I turn into some kind of weird comedian that says "bro" a lot.

    • 366
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    atanenhausJ3ssicaGrac3jenlaw_11JerynnNicoleDishy2101SonofConwayHOLLYWOODCJKMLibertine
    • 74
    • RETWEETS
    Yolandiii2JosesLovesYouthe_couch_guy____Jenny4ashleyPaulyMoshNo_tact_heredavecoons75vajjiefbaby
    trumpthechumpUnsatiatedVixen
@__candypants

@__candypants

MIZZOU grad. Sorority girl. Sports nerd. Proud American. Aspiring trophy wife.