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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    Gift @__candypants Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    Girls pick jerks over nice guys the same way guys pick sluts over cool girls.. we are all idiots.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    I go for the cute, goofy guy with the jokes over the hot, cocky guy with the muscles everytime. Because funny guys are the best guys.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    My brother is trying to set me up with a guy on his Xbox.. that's a new low you guys, a new low.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    My mom hands me an extra large zucchini and says "It's for eating by the way". My mom might like twitter after all..

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    I call pregnancy on that engagment.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    I will ALWAYS take "you're so weird" as a compliment.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    If buying boxed wine makes you classy, then I am the Queen of England.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    Just watched some idiot spend 10 minutes trying to vacuum up a gum wrapper instead of just picking it up. JK. It was me. I'm so lazy.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    People who wear pants to bed are creepy.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    The more awkward you are, the more I will love you. Everytime.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    My mom just told me to "Mapquest" directions..... And how would you like me to get there, mom? My covered wagon?

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    <------- Brought her remote to work instead of her phone like a true intellectual.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    Pretending to be busy is exhausting.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    On facebook, you can watch someones pregnancy. On twitter you can watch someones road to getting more drunk. I like twitter.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    Nothing quite like running into your ex boyfriend's parents with a cart full of alcohol and hot pockets..

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    Kelly Clarkson is the new Nickelback... No more songs please.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    "LeBron has cramps"... I get those every month you baby.

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  • __candypants
      candice @__candypants

    Whenever I talk to a good looking guy, I turn into some kind of weird comedian that says "bro" a lot.

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MIZZOU grad. Sorority girl. Sports nerd. Proud American. Mom. Trophy wife.

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