Go Jesus, it's your birthday, we gon' party like it's yo birthday.

Can my neighbours BE any cooler? http://t.co/iwEsjVDh

Hilarious when you find somebody on Twitter who thinks they are actually famous.

#iLikeWhen I find a band/artist who are amazing and under-rated. #iHateWhen everybody finds out about them and they become over-rated.

When I have kids, I'm letting them watch a Harry Potter film each year, they can wait and suffer like I did.

99% of my tweets are just me complaining about random crap and how everyone is a cunt.

McDonald's Chicken Nuggets are the greatest. Not assed if they are made with all eyeballs and crap.

#ImGettingTiredOf not being wanted. #foreveralone

Please learn the difference between your and you're, were and where and their, there and they're before you talk to me.

Awkward when nobody but yourself understands your humour and sarcasm. #foreveralone

I hate the feeling of not being good enough.

Spooning the quilt, story of my life.

Couldn't give a fuck about you anymore.

Taken is one of the greatest films ever.

Why did Gavin and Stacey have to end?!

I'm in the 1% of teenagers who aren't at a house party getting sloshed right now.

Sorry but who the fuck could divorce this?! http://t.co/gDXb8hed

#ImGettingTiredOf One Direction and Justin Bieber fans.

#ff @lukelucas95 @jordanbradley17 @takeme0ut_ @gingerbread_liv @joseph_buckley @wishb0ner @jason_minaj @makeit0riginal @marcusfeeley

Asiff people have been sending Caroline Flack death threats, you're like thirteen and Harry Styles doesn't even know you exist hun, go 'ome