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Get your double-wide mistake buggy off of my bus.
Too deep spoons make me eat cake funny and I hate that the most out of anything.
I heard "Fuck This" 28 times before lunch.
You DID have to go to work but now you don't APRIL FOOLS.
You DID have to pay rent but you don't now APRIL FOOLS.
Winona Ryder's a shoplifter.
Going for the 4th double stroller eh? Fuck you.
More like Ty-Poes Before Hoes.
"Edgar *Allan* Poe"
I need coffee...