Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I never say no to drugs, I wouldn't want to hurt their feelings.
The term "homeless" is very pessimistic. Think of yourself as "earthful."
Brainwave: The Babes of Jeremy Kyle calender.
Buy a cat. Name it chivalry. Kill it. Chivalry is dead. Cat has 9 lives. It comes back. Chivalry is not dead. Chivalry is a cat.
At my funeral, I'm going to have a permanent marker chained to the coffin. Just so my friends can draw one last cock on my face.
i am so creepy even in twitter people ask me not to follow them
Facebook: A virtual prison which keeps dead relationships alive forever.
Never cry for an onion that doesn't deserve you.
twitter is like a mini myspace right now #drama
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you’re talking to yourself.
I hate hearing something that absolutely kills you inside and having to act like you don't care.
s.o.b.e.r=son of a bitch,EVERYTHING'S REAL