Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
texting a person in the same room as you, then staring at them until they get it.
friend: "omg, your parents are so nice" you: "it's because you're here"
twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in
pretending you don't care about something, when really it's all you seem to think about.
you're upset because i haven't spoke to you? well my number hasn't changed either.