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  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    I'm so hungry I could eat without looking down at my phone.

    • 2,306
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    lauradru6250methingCleverdrapolly05Tony1petrolheadvidalsgProudPapaDuffyDarkHorse_TMjustmegirlRR
    • 1,187
    • RETWEETS
    lauradru62OohBehaveBabytiReynard50methingCleverAlanJODonovanTony1petrolheadvidalsgProudPapaDuffy
    joeljeffreyThe_Just_Factor1800Randy10InchesPlusjeffreyvanclea1I_Mee_Myself_palokineliserose5twayne1010ChazballparkThedudishTitansHomerLipglosslesboMyLongBalls
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    I love that part of relationships when people don't know they hate each other yet.

    • 1,543
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    lauradru62SamInspiredthemissinglincjustmegirlRRbrain_omenkrishna_vanTheBeerGuy73dirty_romantic
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    lauradru62tiReynardthemissinglincbrain_omenkrishna_vanblueangel_onlyGrrrRachCurly_gurl135
    DJLIWIKZGeanina_26K__lvvzzJVarsityCaptainHerPinkRibbons
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    If I were immortal I would probably spend the next 200 years wasting my time on the internet.

    • 1,534
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    lauradru62shaztaberryProudPapaDuffyawordforawordSabhyaatakrishna_vanShagasaurusFaceyspace
    • 573
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    tiReynardProudPapaDuffyawordforawordkrishna_vanLoriLuvsShoesshimmalaCurly_gurl135anerdonfire
    ThateverydayguyMrsJekyllsHydeMr_goose007Elifcello9DaysOldsilent_musingssgtblueeyes
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    I just read my own tweets and now I want to unfollow and block myself.

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    lauradru62RichBeingRichkrishna_vansydneyb68Shagasaurusgeee_niusLoriLuvsShoesTheBeerGuy73
    • 490
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    lauradru62krishna_vanShagasaurusgiosagripantiLoriLuvsShoesCurly_gurl135kjmathisHiJCP
    shashaintljuneohara65
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Saying "Drink responsibly" is like saying "Penetrate respectfully"

    • 965
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    lauradru62ProudPapaDuffysharathismkrishna_vanDelanieFischerTheBeerGuy73dirty_romanticMelissaDawn1974
    • 564
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    lauradru62ProudPapaDuffykrishna_vanTheBeerGuy73LackOfShameCurly_gurl135gears_4_meEaton_Beaver
    krissyerased______SoapyJohnsonMelvinofYork
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    I got so drunk last night I texted my current girlfriend instead of my ex.

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    L_es_lielauradru62RichBeingRichMr_SPRSnehaNaidujustmegirlRRthesalster1mellyds
    • 502
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    SnehaNaidusharathismthesalster1mellydskrishna_vanBesharamKaminaWetCymentRetweetJoel
    danrgraberLisabug74SuburbanComaKimKardashsToe
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Love is when she won't shut the fuck up and you don't even want to kill her and dispose her body in a lake.

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    lauradru62dirty_romanticGrrrRachyougotjoshimmalaCurly_gurl1351bastardangelmerican_ninjy
    • 330
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    Curly_gurl135Kris_Warmar_lee_just1foolRohitKohli236jeffreyvanclea1UhhmIDontKnowsirmunchie
    ReDHeaDeDTaRT____scotty_claydon__kamiekaymee__
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    You had me at unavailable.

    • 768
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    lauradru62RichBeingRichSoWeirditsCoolSianMann_Janus456salamingiasteelpenbucbabehollyberryness
    • 280
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    salamingiaChris0u24TnucTewBoo_berries_esteban876AvaTaylor19JazzzzzminaGrrrRach
    GroperClevelandStickyickyBunsSarcasmo718
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    I had to use a Blackberry to check my mail. I pressed so many buttons that now I think I can fly a plane.

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    lauradru62jaggedapeawordforaworddirty_romanticGrrrRachshimmalasunitamahapatrajafco_1
    • 261
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    Stephie_Larkawordforawordsunitamahapatrajafco_1Curly_gurl135tiReynardjust1foolkcMcCowgirl
    CruelMeiga
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Do you have to be funny to get stars around here or do I just have to draw a dick on my cat and tell you all about it?

    • 816
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    lauradru62dirty_romanticGrrrRachyougotjoshimmalaCurly_gurl135merican_ninjyPee_And_Giggles
    • 153
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    lauradru62Curly_gurl135UhhmIDontKnowsirmunchieIciestJeweldondraperrocksDJLIWIKZjuneohara65
    KatarinaKriz
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Nephew: What's love?

    Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink.

    Sister: Get away from him!

    • 564
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    lauradru62dirty_romanticGrrrRachCurly_gurl135gears_4_memerican_ninjynovicefatherFickle_Filly
    • 367
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    sarahmerie17Curly_gurl135gears_4_metiReynardUhhmIDontKnowsirmunchieIciestJewelTheLizardKing87
    Doom_Jedi
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    When mom asked about Twitter I sent her a link to a web page with sounds of the birds from Costa Rica.
    I got everything under control.

    • 640
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    BethanyRecklauradru62tiReynard50methingCleverProudPapaDuffythoroughlyyiMusingcaroleschultz
    • 270
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    lauradru62tiReynard50methingCleverProudPapaDuffyAmelia_Drawsc6ae457a5dc34bbIzianikapaniCurly_gurl135
    HuttonGray
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.

    • 631
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    lauradru6250methingCleverdirty_romanticGrrrRachCurly_gurl1351bastardangelmerican_ninjyPee_And_Giggles
    • 177
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    lauradru6250methingCleverCurly_gurl135OkieGirl405merican_ninjyUhhmIDontKnowJaduiParioOo_aly_oOo
    vaporcoffin
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    I'll call it smartphone when it slaps me in the face before sending a text to an ex.

    • 530
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    SexyMonkey218lauradru6250methingCleverProudPapaDuffydirty_romanticGrrrRachd21xJaydeRocks
    • 262
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    lauradru6250methingCleverProudPapaDuffyawkwardphilippeCurly_gurl135kv8Zombie_Kit__marshmalotoast
    StrugglesBGbblovebug_00________
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    My mother sent me a 500+ characters joke via email like I'm some kinda caveman.

    • 601
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    lauradru62dirty_romanticGrrrRachCurly_gurl135merican_ninjynovicefatherPee_And_GiggleskcMcCowgirl
    • 122
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    Curly_gurl135UhhmIDontKnowdondraperrocksObscureTrevorObscureGentTlaxBoy05ellejizzerjuneohara65
    Writethatdown12joeljeffrey
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    So the Pope opens a Twitter account 2 months ago and now he doesn't want to work.
    Coincidence? I think not.

    • 453
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    TonyCrisler17lauradru62GrrrRachshimmalaCurly_gurl1351bastardangelgears_4_memerican_ninjy
    • 260
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    TonyCrisler17lauradru62shimmalanoe85rwcCurly_gurl135Pee_And_GigglesUhhmIDontKnowIciestJewel
    juneohara65so_amusedDannyjokesUrinElCakeswarmfeathersgoodballs
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    I'm not ignoring you.
    I'm just letting all the people around you know that they're a lot more important than you.

    • 525
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    lauradru62RichBeingRichProudPapaDuffydirty_romanticblueangel_onlyGrrrRachshimmalajjravl
    • 159
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    ProudPapaDuffyblueangel_onlyshimmalajjravlsanityinabottleCurly_gurl135tiReynardUhhmIDontKnow
    cathisamazingWhiteMale
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Nice try girls who pretend to love sports, nice try.

    • 527
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    tiReynarddirty_romanticGrrrRachCurly_gurl135Nicoleroxxubohokelsotessy_lynnmerican_ninjy
    • 144
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    Curly_gurl135merican_ninjyJohnBechardUhhmIDontKnowIciestJeweldondraperrocksAPANCHALYPSENOWlunasgarden_
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Awww...My sobriety is so damn cute when it wants to compete with my alcoholism.

    • 461
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    dirty_romanticGrrrRachphalguyCurly_gurl135merican_ninjyPee_And_GigglestiReynarddebbiepsych
    • 95
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    phalguyCurly_gurl135reviousUhhmIDontKnowdondraperrocksTlaxBoy05lunasgarden_67orbust
    JizzIam__________
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Hey romantic good guys, the last girl who fell for a poem died in Woodstock from an acid overdose back in 69.

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    GrrrRachphalguymerican_ninjyPee_And_GigglestiReynard_iacta_est_LampMasterFlexrevious
    • 103
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    phalguyLampMasterFlexreviousUhhmIDontKnowIciestJewelthumbprinzedondraperrocksTlaxBoy05
    kamiekaymee__schaeffyquake
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I love that part of relationships when people don't know they hate each other yet. http://t.co/OjS8LBRowx