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  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    I'm so hungry I could eat without looking down at my phone.

    • 2,339
    • FAVS
    JLazySAngusJaradDewingdeedragonhunterTimothyAhernNautilusCarlydru0887DonQuickoatsChipKellysBalls
    • 1,205
    • RETWEETS
    deedragonhunterdru0887clemwinTups13FC2917This_isnt_meitsmetrbmikamoeh
    joeljeffreyThe_Just_Factor1800Randy10InchesPlusjeffreyvanclea1I_Mee_Myself_palokineliserose5twayne1010ChazballparkThedudishTitansHomerLipglosslesboMyLongBalls
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    I love that part of relationships when people don't know they hate each other yet.

    • 1,582
    • FAVS
    JLazySAngusWizkidCoderPamBousiidiositydeedragonhunterdru0887Pipp108little_bird18
    • 791
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    deedragonhunterdru0887DonQuickoatsalwaysmaryanncMandajojo6ErrenMichaelsclemwinBareChesty
    DJLIWIKZGeanina_26K__lvvzzJVarsityCaptainHerPinkRibbons
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    If I were immortal I would probably spend the next 200 years wasting my time on the internet.

    • 1,542
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    deedragonhunterdru0887DonQuickoatsChipKellysBallsTups13hstweetheartjamisondg1No_tact_here
    • 576
    • RETWEETS
    archerenemyjamisondg1No_tact_heretiReynardProudPapaDuffyawordforawordkrishna_vanLoriLuvsShoes
    ThateverydayguyMrsJekyllsHydeMr_goose007Elifcello9DaysOldsilent_musingssgtblueeyes
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    I just read my own tweets and now I want to unfollow and block myself.

    • 1,167
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    deedragonhunterAGoddamnMooseDonQuickoatsChipKellysBallsTups13ranaa3omarguillermocanbahstweetheart
    • 499
    • RETWEETS
    AGoddamnMoosedru0887payelwritescornellmalcolmkathybotteasZeus_therealgodjamisondg1KissAndSigh
    shashaintljuneohara65
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    I got so drunk last night I texted my current girlfriend instead of my ex.

    • 1,037
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    itsclaudybitchJLazySAngusAdmiralSarcasmarchangelcrewdeedragonhunterdru0887yodalrnsgrammarTVatterott
    • 518
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    archangelcrewdeedragonhuntergypsy_feet53dru0887jota_paredesTVatterottnoneofyours99Gen22
    danrgraberLisabug74SuburbanComaKimKardashsToe
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Saying "Drink responsibly" is like saying "Penetrate respectfully"

    • 981
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    deedragonhunterdru0887DonQuickoatsChipKellysBallsKissAndSighChristineVensanjamilskie1No_tact_here
    • 572
    • RETWEETS
    KissAndSighVaiteJjamilskie1No_tact_hereMatomeMotlouts1_ChicoSilencio_PratPancToken_Geezer
    krissyerased______SoapyJohnsonMelvinofYork
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Love is when she won't shut the fuck up and you don't even want to kill her and dispose her body in a lake.

    • 840
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    JLazySAngusdeedragonhunterSeanXKurodru0887Brandi2954yodalrnsgrammarnoneofyours99DonQuickoats
    • 334
    • RETWEETS
    deedragonhunterBrittney_Nicnoneofyours99No_tact_hereCurly_gurl135Kris_Warmar_lee_just1fool
    ReDHeaDeDTaRT____scotty_claydon__kamiekaymee__
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    You had me at unavailable.

    • 775
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    deedragonhunterSeanXKurodru0887noneofyours99ChipKellysBallsKissAndSighNo_tact_herelauradru62
    • 282
    • RETWEETS
    noneofyours99No_tact_heresalamingiaChris0u24TnucTewBoo_berries_esteban876AvaTaylor19
    GroperClevelandStickyickyBunsSarcasmo718
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    I had to use a Blackberry to check my mail. I pressed so many buttons that now I think I can fly a plane.

    • 742
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    deedragonhunterdru0887ChipKellysBallsFC2917No_tact_herelauradru62jaggedapeawordforaword
    • 263
    • RETWEETS
    FC2917No_tact_hereStephie_Larkawordforawordsunitamahapatrajafco_1Curly_gurl135tiReynard
    CruelMeiga
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Do you have to be funny to get stars around here or do I just have to draw a dick on my cat and tell you all about it?

    • 822
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    deedragonhunterdru0887thatcarlygirlnoneofyours99ChipKellysBallsNo_tact_herelauradru62dirty_romantic
    • 155
    • RETWEETS
    noneofyours99No_tact_herelauradru62Curly_gurl135UhhmIDontKnowsirmunchieIciestJeweldondraperrocks
    KatarinaKriz
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Nephew: What's love?

    Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink.

    Sister: Get away from him!

    • 575
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    deedragonhunterSeanXKurodru0887ClosetAtheist39kikideechaSomeGothnoneofyours99ChipKellysBalls
    • 373
    • RETWEETS
    SeanXKuroClosetAtheist39SadiqJGolunoneofyours99No_tact_hereMKellenberger10sarahmerie17Curly_gurl135
    Doom_Jedi
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    When mom asked about Twitter I sent her a link to a web page with sounds of the birds from Costa Rica.
    I got everything under control.

    • 650
    • FAVS
    deedragonhunterSeanXKuroSomeGothVodkaSurprisesChipKellysBallsTups13FC2917KissAndSigh
    • 275
    • RETWEETS
    SeanXKuroindolentnehanoneofyours99KissAndSighNo_tact_herelauradru62tiReynard50methingClever
    HuttonGray
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    I'll call it smartphone when it slaps me in the face before sending a text to an ex.

    • 568
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    JLazySAngusBodaciousPJdeedragonhunteretnapieralaSeanXKurojessprytulkanov_embreJennyApparatus
    • 282
    • RETWEETS
    yomanlookindeedragonhunteretnapieralaNoHaloocharbroil_chewTheCattyLadyPatrickMicheldrgreenthumbs13
    StrugglesBGbblovebug_00________
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.

    • 637
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    deedragonhunterSeanXKurodru0887noneofyours99ChipKellysBallsNo_tact_herelauradru6250methingClever
    • 181
    • RETWEETS
    SeanXKuroAroushaIqbalnoneofyours99No_tact_herelauradru6250methingCleverCurly_gurl135OkieGirl405
    vaporcoffin
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    So the Pope opens a Twitter account 2 months ago and now he doesn't want to work.
    Coincidence? I think not.

    • 468
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    JLazySAngusgreek2289indigofizzHannahLTaydeedragonhunterSeanXKuroMiz_Mental_Casechxamaxhc
    • 269
    • RETWEETS
    greek2289indigofizzdeedragonhunterSeanXKurodreamlover4u15JohnnyBoy7634noneofyours99KissAndSigh
    juneohara65so_amusedDannyjokesUrinElCakeswarmfeathersgoodballs
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    My mother sent me a 500+ characters joke via email like I'm some kinda caveman.

    • 606
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    deedragonhunterdru0887noneofyours99ChipKellysBallsNo_tact_herelauradru62dirty_romanticGrrrRach
    • 125
    • RETWEETS
    Miz_Mental_Casenoneofyours99No_tact_hereCurly_gurl135UhhmIDontKnowdondraperrocksObscureTrevorObscureGent
    Writethatdown12joeljeffrey
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    I'm not ignoring you.
    I'm just letting all the people around you know that they're a lot more important than you.

    • 535
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    deedragonhunterSeanXKurodru0887thhambriceJennyy_LASomeGothindolentnehanoneofyours99
    • 164
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    danmatthews67Jennyy_LAMiz_Mental_CaseAroushaIqbalnoneofyours99ProudPapaDuffyblueangel_onlyshimmala
    cathisamazingWhiteMale
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Nice try girls who pretend to love sports, nice try.

    • 537
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    SeanXKurodru0887Im_AugustoanchodenaileddieAroushaIqbalcaptaincoximusnoneofyours99
    • 151
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    SeanXKuroboredbeckywildnomad0312anchodeAroushaIqbalcaptaincoximusnoneofyours99Curly_gurl135
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Awww...My sobriety is so damn cute when it wants to compete with my alcoholism.

    • 472
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    dru0887Gerapito007Jennyy_LAtheflipgodJohnnyBoy7634noneofyours99texasstalkermompbms_bitch
    • 99
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    Gerapito007theflipgodnoneofyours99ChipKellysBallsphalguyCurly_gurl135reviousUhhmIDontKnow
    JizzIam__________
  • _correctomundo
      Charlie @_correctomundo

    Hey romantic good guys, the last girl who fell for a poem died in Woodstock from an acid overdose back in 69.

    • 443
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    SeanXKurodru0887ClosetAtheist39SomeGothanchodenoneofyours99ChipKellysBallsFC2917
    • 108
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    SeanXKuroClosetAtheist39GOLD1EGLOCKSwildnomad0312noneofyours99phalguyLampMasterFlexrevious
    kamiekaymee__schaeffyquake
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I love that part of relationships when people don't know they hate each other yet. http://favstar.fm/users/_correctomundo