If Obama gets re-elected they are going to build a MOSQUE on NASCAR!

Jeff is a straight up stepdad name.

I DONT CARE IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO PICK YOU UP, YOUNG LADY. YOU ARE GOING TO SIT DOWN AND SMOKE THIS KUSH BLUNT W/ YOUR FAMILY.

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"The bad news is that you have cancer, the good news is the new Soulja Boy mixtape is turnt da fuqq up" - cool doctor breakin' heavy news

Q: What is Gucci Mane's favorite shape? A: Trapezoid. #funnyjoke #cleverjoke

*makes out with hipster girl and moves her bangs aside to reveal an infinitely expansive wormhole that takes you to Coachella*

It was a dark and horny night.

*camera sweeps into the business end of a gal twerking* *camera circles the woman to reveal a face full of pain and tears* Never Forget 9/11

#benghaziinfourwords seriously though, so those 13 who died in embassy attacks during Bush's reign don't matter? Why is this so important?

I'm listening to Dopethrone in the gym now I'm ripped and I'm stoned.

Ain't nothin in the bible against sippin lean

Post-dubstep isn't a new genre. What y'all callin' post-dubstep is what dubstep originally intended to sound like before wubs and dubs.

Bro I told you not to read Trick Daddy's AOL mail

I wish I was in a big bong right now and a giant was smoking it.

RT this if u r gay and fat

@skrillex is the Jar Jar Binks of electronic music

#WhatToPutInTheSuperColliderNext lean particles smashing into kush particles to create some sort of super southside drank

RT if you are an ultimate hater

Tyrone! You idiot! The professor told us NOT to drink all the timecodine!! Jesus was never supposed to lean with Thomas Jefferson!!!