@mike_ftw loving that these are on the buses in Boston. http://t.co/kPmleOAQ

“I just put semicolons in text files. I don’t know anything about business.” —@wilto

SEO is a lot like weight loss. You can try all the tricks in the world to trick your way to the result, but the hard-way is the best way.

And that's why you should never use arrows on covers. http://t.co/GsFCOHv

Happy to launch my first #Statamic plugin, BlueBird! It’s a nifty little Twitter plugin—check it out!  https://github.com/fasterhorses/BlueBird-Statamic … cc: @statamic

@snookca You can buy piggy banks made from taxidermied piglets. http://t.co/Pmqo5gFq

I wrote a blog post for @madpow about HTML5: http://t.co/UOJ4xhvK

@jina Yeah, but you'd always have to wear a ponytail because...ya know...blow hole.

http://t.co/HLHi7S8v

New post—The Utility Belt: http://t.co/QnEWe55

Guy decides IE users don't care about layout; browser sniffs IE, puts in banner ads. It now generates 80% of his income http://bit.ly/mtJfdX

@zeldman @charlesroper VC...R?

Ready for this Austin flight. ht: @dgrebb  http://flic.kr/p/ehZHUo 

Boston People: I’m looking for a roommate for June 15 or July 1. $575 a month + utils, 5 min from Forest Hills. Get at me for more info.

@wilto Working until you’re Steve McQueen is the only way to work.

@beep, @wilto, @mirandamulligan thank you for proving that sometimes my dumb ideas are not so dumb.

INTERNET HIGH-FIVES!

Who’s ready to geek out over stretchy things with @mirandamulligan, @wilto, and @beep? Price: FREE, MOTHERLOVERS

http://t.co/SzC0Pz3q

If the Milwaukee PD can have a bad-ass website, then the rest of you have no excuse (myself included) http://t.co/EYNlBCii (ht: @annettish)

@pixelcupcake Bitches better run, got a mother fucking frosting gun.

Note to self: “Enhanced Copay” and “Enhanced Cosplay” are not the same thing.