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Paula Deen has a recipe for ham butter that is literally a mixture of ham and butter. Ham butter. It's a thing.
i just bought 2 pairs of boots online and now i'm going to make tacos at 10:30PM. good luck trying to out-do my Saturday night.
Bowling: The only sport where I worry more about how I look from behind than how high my score is.
My New Year's resolution to eat more donuts is really going well. This feels like my year.
Things I've learned since I've been home: The View is terrible and soap opera acting is terrible. Ground breaking revelations I'm sure.
@badmovienitecom there's a Birdemic app. A BIRDEMIC APP. had to repeat in case you didn't believe it the first time. http://thisisbirdemic.com/medl-mobile-releases-official-movie-game-for-birdemic-2-the-resurrection/ …
its very reasonable that i expect a burglar or dead body to be in the shower on the rare occasions i pull the curtain closed after showering
Bret Mckenzie deserves at least an Oscar nom for "Man or Muppet." the entire soundtrack is pure magic. #TheMuppets
the battle song of Lemmiwinks vs. Wikilinks is badass. #SouthPark