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Can someone dig a hole for me?
Whatever you do, do it epically
No Twitter, I don't want to mention myself in every reply. Twat.
It's all about lovely people, nice place, good food and drinks, you guys.
Life is so simple sometimes.
I think I just* got the Twitter attitude: Tell something but never mean/do it.
*was about time
I'm just a kid and you're a walking candy store
I'm the best to make you doubt.
I must say it works very well on myself, too.
Awake with the face of a rabbit blinded by the headlights, I can't open my eyes and won't move until something happens
Morning lovely bunch
Talking gross to gain followers is a great purpose for life, actually...
Should I reconsider my whole lifestyle?
Awake with an expression of "I dont want to dress in black today-can we be tomorrow, already?" on my face
Good morning happy lovely people
My fucking Twitter sucks!
Excuse my French*
Listening to LeadBelly.
Feeling like I'm at the wrong place in the wrong era.
Can't wait to be tomorrow, cause tomorrow is Friday...I mean, for real...
Night and sWeEt dreams crazy monkeys!
Good morning boys and girls.
Awake with the face of Ray Charles, way more pale but I hardly can open my eyes.
And Georgia's on my mind...
Morning blue ostriches.
It's Saturday, happy workers!! Get up, smile, and go! Go! Go!
Have a nice one, brave tweeps.
"Just because" is the best reply ever.
I must admit, this beheading was spectacular.