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Can someone dig a hole for me?
Whatever you do, do it epically
I really don't care to know X of my followers followed a new tweep.
Stop spamming notifications.
Thanks in advance.
Awake with the face..upside down, a Picasso. My eyes slid down to my chin during the night
Good morning ducking virtual people
I'm just a kid and you're a walking candy store
No Twitter, I don't want to mention myself in every reply. Twat.
Clear history, but for the brain.
Ladies, friend tip:
Apparently, "are you drunk or just stupid?" works to stop those random DMs knobheads
Is it me or The Queen does a perfect impersonation of Tinky Winky today?
...with all my respect...
It's all about lovely people, nice place, good food and drinks, you guys.
Life is so simple sometimes.
I think I just* got the Twitter attitude: Tell something but never mean/do it.
*was about time
My bed hair is funnier than yours
Don't spoil my great mood you muppet.
Evening small people of the cyberspace
Rest in peace, Jeff, you'll be an angel soon.
I love you my uncle, beyond the worlds.
You gentlemen who sleep with your hands protecting your vulnerable parts, know it has a name:
Syndrome of Diane the Hunter
I'm the best to make you doubt.
I must say it works very well on myself, too.
Awake with the face of a rabbit blinded by the headlights, I can't open my eyes and won't move until something happens
Morning lovely bunch
Talking gross to gain followers is a great purpose for life, actually...
Should I reconsider my whole lifestyle?
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