Can someone finally explain me what's the point with trophies and favstar and shitte?? I seriously don't get it.

I was in the woods, and I was a fox.

We must never allow the future to collapse under the burden of memory.

I'm slowly falling in hate with you. Love is going away. Slowly. Why the hell am I thinking of you as much as you're forgetting me?

Women have bigger balls.

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It would be a terrible mistake to get through life thinking that people are the sum total of what you see.

'cheating' should be spelled H U M A N

@stephvelander hey awesome! You know what.. LivingOnVelandersErection @6todd2 @jjblonde84 @sistersurf @not_zombie_prey @zerotolife @halbeerz

I thought you were saying Dragon Wars but it was actually Dragon Whores. Okay, I'm now interested.

Loving cats, koalas or penguins and finding cute baby animals will not make you a better man.

Mindless behavior?? What's that shit?

Run wild. Run free. And never look behind you.

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I'll let's run my iVAGINAtion through your mind. And beyond.

iVAGINAtion. This couch is available in all Turkish ikeas.... pic.twitter.com/6wFOxRtuGX

Dear Eggs, Bots and fuckers, go the fucking spam YOURSELF! Thank you in advance. Sincerely yours - Elise

And you ask why I love England?? Even laws make me cry from laughter, there!! pic.twitter.com/B0FZuWBZ

Love me like you ignore me. It will be so intense.

I am a lie. I swear.