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If you're happy and you know it, share your meds.
I will name my child "go away".
I wake up to procrastinate then I sleep.
I can't wait to have babies then regret having them.
If you started the talk by saying "i know it's not the right time to tell you....". I have every right to pee in your mouth.
People who say "seriously" are never serious.
Dear facial hair, find a man's face and leave me alone. GOD damn it!
The difference between cats and babies is, CATS AT LEAST COVER THEIR SHIT!
Bite the hand that feeds you cause one day it will ask you to do it a favor.
Like every girl, I wanna stalk and get stalked.
Remember when we used to talk to real people. Bad times, yeah.
My inner beauty needs plastic surgery, makeup won't help.
I'm so good at burning food, Just call my name and your food will get burnt.
They say: Eating chocolate is more rewarding than passionate kiss. I say: That's BS.
Why work out if i can just watch people working out.
GOD made idiots to let us burn calories.
I'd a dream that i was having the best thighs ever then kanye west interrupted me, saying "yo beyonce's thighs are better than yos".
When it comes to cheating, we're all on the mound.
I will never satisfy my satisfaction.
Can't wait to have a BF to fuck him up and make him hate girls more.