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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    If you're happy and you know it, share your meds.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    I will name my child "go away".

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    I wake up to procrastinate then I sleep.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    I can't wait to have babies then regret having them.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    If you started the talk by saying "i know it's not the right time to tell you....". I have every right to pee in your mouth.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    People who say "seriously" are never serious.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    Dear facial hair, find a man's face and leave me alone. GOD damn it!

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    The difference between cats and babies is, CATS AT LEAST COVER THEIR SHIT!

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    AspersioncastCheVolayThe_Takejeff_ratfamilykennyhcomedythisjasonbuck4itt__sHaRD__
  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    Bite the hand that feeds you cause one day it will ask you to do it a favor.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    Like every girl, I wanna stalk and get stalked.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    Remember when we used to talk to real people. Bad times, yeah.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    My inner beauty needs plastic surgery, makeup won't help.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    I'm so good at burning food, Just call my name and your food will get burnt.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    They say: Eating chocolate is more rewarding than passionate kiss. I say: That's BS.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    Why work out if i can just watch people working out.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    GOD made idiots to let us burn calories.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    I'd a dream that i was having the best thighs ever then kanye west interrupted me, saying "yo beyonce's thighs are better than yos".

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    When it comes to cheating, we're all on the mound.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    I will never satisfy my satisfaction.

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  • _neeso
      N.H @_neeso

    Can't wait to have a BF to fuck him up and make him hate girls more.

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