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I like easy Twitter, not bitter Twitter.
Why can’t everyone play nice in the sandbox & simply enjoy the escape this place provides?
"You may now high five the bride,"
7-year-old Andry says to his Batman and Robin action figures.
It's like I always say, son; anything worth doing is worth doing right. Now, will you help me pee in your mom's shampoo bottles or not?
Fact: anyone born 1970-1980 were not permitted to go thru puberty if a photo of them as a kid in an ugly dressing gown could not be produced
Men who DON'T snore freak me out. There is obviously something wrong with them.
Wanna know a secret? When you're about to sneeze, hold your finger under your nose.
A pumpkin patch and a pump kin patch are two TOTALLY different things in Mississippi.
I dream of a world where people understand that the word 'skinny' in 'skinny jeans' is there for a reason.
A true test of strength is letting someone amazing go because you know there's someone who can love them better.
I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you!
-you know who this goes out to...