Where's the Look at my tits button

the only thing good about a spirit animal is that you don't have to clean up its shit

Im not supposed to be normal Im supposed to be me

dont bother trying to be nice just be dirty

she's only picked you because you make her look like a trophy

Some of us are not here for the Torso Avi's or boobs dicks or funnies we're here to learn big words

im going apache mode by sticking a feather in, it tickles when i walk

eye candy tasty yet skinny on the hips

I don't pretend to be good I pretend to be better

There's many places you could fit in, one would be a coffin.

its not perversion its Art

somewhere over the rainbow way up tall there's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol

if your going to pick my back pockets pinch my ass while your there

theres no glory if you come first and youve got a face that looks like a bull dog chewing a wasp

There's many insane people none more so like those who talk to automated voices

Been head hunted by other residents to unblock the drains! Seems like a few think I've got a wrist action for plunging blocked up things

love is an art often found painted on silky sheets once removed never forgotten

Its my birthday soon I'll be ordering my yearly sex just hope I don't ring the wrong number and end up with fried rice n crispy duck

make a strangers day by handing them a Starbucks from the gutter but wipe off all the grime

introduced my friends to my new man they all giggled I walked over to where he stood picked out the best looking one said Your it now run