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If you wake up, and your house does not look like it's been hit by a natural disaster, you might not be having enough fun.
How do I get my friend to stop soliciting people for advice on my behalf? Asking for a friend.
I only use boy-shaped conference shirts as hair dying shirts.
Let that be a lesson to you.
Your Ma joined Facebook.
Plato says that the unexamined life is not worth living. But what if the examined life turns out to be a clunker as well? KURT VONNEGUT
even though i work at @twitter, conversation chains like this still leave me in awe (@williamshatner & @cmdr_hadfield) https://twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield/status/286948264236945408 …
don't kid yourself, the pace at which the cursor blinks before a blank space in a document is the actual heartbeat of God