If you own a cat... your new aim in life pic.twitter.com/jxxNKtS1Ao

If you wake up, and your house does not look like it's been hit by a natural disaster, you might not be having enough fun.

How do I get my friend to stop soliciting people for advice on my behalf? Asking for a friend.

I took a crack at fixing TIME's cover pic.twitter.com/OHw7RB5sTl

I only use boy-shaped conference shirts as hair dying shirts.

Let that be a lesson to you.

9 Tips Every Teacher should Know about Google Scholar ~ Educational Technology and Mobile Learning  http://ow.ly/kgQsD  #phd #phdchat

Your Ma joined Facebook.

I grew up on the internet, and this is what it looked like:

Geocities theme for Bootstrap

 http://divshot.github.io/geo-bootstrap/ 

As UKIP is trending, I thought it was important to examine their Venn Diagram again... pic.twitter.com/rlcvQddzNK

The theme for the Google logo contest is #BestDayEver, here's my submission @googledoodles  http://twitpic.com/cav8cp 

BBC News - Project logs shocking 'everyday' sexism women encounter  http://bbc.in/Wa1C6i  #EverydaySexism

Plato says that the unexamined life is not worth living. But what if the examined life turns out to be a clunker as well? KURT VONNEGUT

Wondering if there was a way to compare two city maps at the same scale.

There is.
 http://util.io/compare-maps 

I'm sure this river takes itself seriously, but it makes me laugh. pic.twitter.com/YUrZyzVU

-@thisisbeyond are looking for a Digital Developer in Maidenhead, UK. Must be a master of CSS3, HTML5 & JS.
 http://ukjo.bz/jb/15493 

A simple suggestion to help phase-out all-male panels at tech conferences.  http://bit.ly/133OSnj  (Yes, I took the pledge.)

even though i work at @twitter, conversation chains like this still leave me in awe (@williamshatner & @cmdr_hadfield)  https://twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield/status/286948264236945408 …

Seeing that photo of a young Christopher Walken looking like Scarlett Johansson is my biggest regret of 2013.  http://i.imgur.com/9krAC.jpg 

don't kid yourself, the pace at which the cursor blinks before a blank space in a document is the actual heartbeat of God

Fans launch petition to make @mountain_goats' John Darnielle the United States Poet Laureate  http://p4k.in/RlEZO1