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Have you seen the Australian version of Breaking bad? He get's cancer and Medicare covers his costs and the series ends.
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11:11 hug a cat
I need to get laid, I just jerked off to the instructions in this tampon box...
I once jerked off with chop sticks, it took hours but my tenacity paid off.
I've jerked myself off with a banana peel before
Never trust someone who dislikes cats. Even evil people like cats. They just don't say they do.
There's an old saying down on the ranch, "you mess with the bull, you get horny" it's not your usual ranch
TWINGE TO TWERK?
11:11 Hug a cat
if you stay after the credits at the end of Great Gatsby you see Nick Fury pulling Gatsby out of the pool and giving him an Ant Man helmet
WA Defence White Paper - Any ships that make it past Julie Bishop will be blown up by missiles that fly out of the King Neptune Statue
Godless heathen, ailurophile, lover of whisky. Excess consumption may have a laxative effect