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I would appreciate you so much more as a person, if you stopped thinking everything was about you.
Just swallowed a whole granola bar in one bite our of sheer anger
Me and my mom are watching 13 going on 30 and I'm pretty sure she's high
Omg did that really happen
DO YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HARRY POTTER?
I always get the Emmys and the Grammys mixed up which makes life difficult.
On a serious note, why is Ice Road Truckers a thing?
I want to be a nanny for the DILFs
Good thing you're gross.
"He's a dildo!" #ShitMyGrandmaSays
The google zipper is making it impossible to get my homework done
Since when do I like Gatorade, CSI: Miami and One Direction on Facebook? That site has issues
The lady at subway put like six banana peppers on my sub today! #fukdapolice
I feel personally victimized by the socially awkward penguin meme.
Contrary to popular to belief liking that photo won't give the homeless man $10.
Get your shit together Facebook.
Phones are working again, prepare for status updated
Juliet is suuch an LG #intellectualthoughts
I think I am funnier than I actually am. Lanadelregan.tumblr.com