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Women put down women to get ahead. Men put down women to get head.
if you find out you're infertile can you get a refund on all the time you freaked out about possibly having a baby inside you
Why aren't you out with your friends today? Oh yeah, you don't have any.
[white dad voice] golf
i dont want to delete my facebook so much as i want to delete everyone else's facebook
I want U 2 know how beautiful UR swag is.
Dry humped an old lady at the grocery store. Her fault for standing so close to me when I was jamming to Ginuwine's 'Pony' on my iPod.
I think I am funnier than I actually am. Lanadelregan.tumblr.com