I RT these mofos like I owe them something, but, #FF @elibraden @damienfahey @shelbyfero @mostlypregnant @nanoblossom @croninwhocares

My tuna fish sandwich is speckled with cool ranch Dorito seasoning from my fingers. Someone marry me, already! http://t.co/Kt6R0JjV

@jason23nash You should do it. Just remember that you probably won't be able to run for office someday because of it.

@mostlypregnant RT “@weirdhorse: Oh no a parsnip”

#FF @mostlypregnant. She's usually funny. But when she's not you still like her anyway. Plus we're BFFs.

I wish I were as funny as my RT's.

@mostlypregnant will you be my best friend? Please? I know how to braid.

@mostlypregnant is so funny. http://t.co/m42xOkkc

@jason23nash represent.

so i just recently finished watching the entire arrested development series, but i'm seriously considering doing it again.

@_sampett “@elibraden: Did Jesus ever turn water into Jäger?”

I am slightly obsessed with the @postsecret app.

@imchriskelly *singing. Although, signing it would be pretty cool too.

LOL. "@dannyzuker: Oh, God. What did you do to her? RT @chrisbrown Please pray for Virginia."