I'm an atheist, but today I believe in Cosmo the God. #GodSentTheHacker @dearshirley @cosmo

Sometimes you've just got to strip down, put on depeche mode, and dance in front of the mirror.

I can't unfollow @the_kizzle because his tweets are CONSISTENTLY bad. I like that in a guy

@wbcjael @stevecoxcomic you're not a girl. You're an inhuman, soulless, frigid std and you belong to a family that God has long forgotten.

@stotle @thatstings which is the prequel to CelebrityBigBrother.

Religion. RT "@verifieddrunk: I'm just glad ignorance isn't contagious."

Builder's Warehouse: SHITTIEST FUCKING SERVICE EVER, EVERY TIME.

I'm too old for this shit.

I am a boootifull butterfly.

If you are not just completely in love with BuffySpeak, then you're like a non-person.

#juicefast day 1 of 4 - 4 tomatoes and 3 carrots for breakfast and I am stuffed. The juicer is just too much fun to play with. Must continue

My son just choked on some water. I'm using the opportunity to teach him about evolutionary imperfectionism.

Alien marathon on blu-ray with director's cuts.

Jesus I'm good at my job. And i don't care how arrogant that makes me sound.

At this point, I might as well shampoo my legs.

@alexunrated when the plot of Buffy changed, I came up with a way of making the new information fit in with my opinion of the character.

@gspellchecker @dean8669 did I just see two atheists sharing kindness and heartfelt sentiment? Your move Christians...

<3 My Ginger Pussies <3 pic.twitter.com/qDDvd6md

 http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Arc_7elR2v8 … too embarrassing to post to FB. I can't believe how pompous I sound.

Happy Birthday little brother. Love you so much. @hornwood509